Humorous Lay Poems
These Humorous Lay poems are examples of Lay poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Lay Humorous poems written by international poets.
Now I Lay MeNow I lay me down, here goes.
The c-pap rests beneath my nose.
If I get strangled by my hose,
At the grave, read one of Poe’s.
If my...
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Categories:
lay, farewell, humorous,
Our HomeOur home Is filled with thanks and love,
this we got from God up above.
The kitchen stove cooking away,
before eating we first must pray.
Let's go play...
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Categories:
family, food, friend, fun,
Now I Lay Me Down To SleepToday I have played hard, ...
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Categories:
lay, dream, food, fun, sleep,
Do Pink Chickens Lay Pink EggsDo pink chickens lay pink eggs?
We have been watching a TV show about a pink chicken.
A darling animated pink chicken who has told her this.
I...
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Categories:
lay, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Cartoon CharactersMermaids, sirens of the seven seas,
Guardians of Davey Joanne’s keys
Water babes, in rivers seen to swim
Young mermaids, now there’s a thing!
Kermit the frog, and miss...
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Categories:
animal, celebrity, character, film,
A Fairy TaleA FAIRY TALE
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It is time to tell my fairy tale,
I swear I’ve not been on the ale.
Lend me your ears, hear me out,
a fairy left...
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Categories:
fairy, humorous,
Do You Fancy a LayJan and Daz were out strolling one day
Daz turned and asked did I fancy a lay
I blushed like a schoolgirl and said Daz don’t be...
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Categories:
lay, humorous, i miss you,
I Am IntelligenceI AM INTELLIGENCE!
In world of mannequins, I step to the cause.
I see this woman fussing at her child about wanting...
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Categories:
funny, hero, humorous, image,
Confessions of a Lay LeaderPeriodically, I'm called upon to be the lay leader for the Sunday service.
'Tis an honor, but tho' I've done it often, I'm still somewhat nervous!
Seems...
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Categories:
lay, humorous, me, prayer, religion,