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Jan and Daz were out strolling one day Daz turned and asked did I fancy a lay I blushed like a schoolgirl and said Daz don’t be so rude! … But I’m feeling quite peckish, I fancy some food Daz started to fumble and to my surprise He pulled out a whopper I gulped at the size Get your teeth into this Jan was all Daz did say For there in his hands was a huge bag of Lay’s! I wrote this back in April. My dearest wish is that one day Darren will be back to add another verse Lay's in not a product we have in the UK 20th June 2015

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Jatin Gauttam

Date: 7/14/2015 9:29:00 AM

A surreal emotion.. Brilliantly focused on the intention of poem... Loved it. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/14/2015 9:39:00 AM

Thanks Jatin:-) hugs Jan xx

Daryl Chapman

Date: 7/12/2015 11:56:00 AM

Brilliant. Thanks Jan for using my nickname in your poem with you as the other person! Thanks for commenting on my first poem which I submitted today. I don't actually know anything about poetry, I just like ocassionally writing a rhyme (which you pointed out to me as the correct category for my poem). Daryl

Jan Allison
Date: 7/12/2015 12:01:00 PM

Nice one Daryl welcome to the mad world of poetry soup lol - I used to write here with a lovely man called Darren Watson under than name jadazzle United - sadly he has been unwell for many months but I hope and pray one day he will return to us and that he will add another verse to this poem:-) Hugs Jan xx

Rachel Preston

Date: 7/11/2015 11:01:00 AM

Very funny! loved it :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2015 11:10:00 AM

I try to write with humour whenever possible Rachel. My first real poem was called 'splendid Isolation' about how I felt when my hubby was having his surgery and how desperately lonely I was far away from home and feeling so vulnerable BUT the first poem I posted was 'just desserts'a humourous poem and I continue to write funny poems whenever i can:-) hugs Jan xx

Gogster Dw

Date: 7/8/2015 4:43:00 AM

Really like this poem..very clever Recina :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/8/2015 4:50:00 AM

Thanks Recina just a fun write:-) hugs jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 7/6/2015 1:43:00 PM

Now I will have to hide from the chip isle in the grocery, and the gas station, and at the sandwich shop, and walmart, and...well you get the picture. These light crispy potato chips are one of my favorite junk foods in the world, light and crispy and salty. They are definitely one of the top sellers on the US market. I never had a Lay that wasn't good;-) ~Janet PS. --They come in lots of interesting flavors too. Wish I could send you guys some.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/6/2015 1:51:00 PM

I may head over to the States one day in search for the perfect lay lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Funom Makama

Date: 7/2/2015 10:43:00 AM

Great poem with a lovely message. Thanks for the Grade 7 share.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/4/2015 4:14:00 PM

Thanks so much for dropping by to comment.I am not at my best at the moment and have not been around lately. hugs Jan xx

Thomas Martin

Date: 7/1/2015 6:41:00 PM

Cute Jan! Enjoyed it.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/4/2015 4:14:00 PM

Thanks so much for dropping by to comment.I am not at my best at the moment and have not been around lately. hugs Jan xx

Tony Hargreaves

Date: 6/25/2015 12:49:00 AM

Hi Jan. Sounds much more fun than Smoky Bacon but can you tell me where I can get one. Tony x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/4/2015 4:14:00 PM

Thanks so much for dropping by to comment.I am not at my best at the moment and have not been around lately. hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 6/23/2015 7:10:00 AM

:-) You've mastered the art of double entendre, my friend...hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/23/2015 11:07:00 AM

I have to admit Kim I do love uisng double entendre especially in my titles lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 6/22/2015 12:23:00 AM

I quite fancy a good bonk, but I've googled it and since it is not an edible product I think I'm in deep trouble. Fun write, Jan. Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2015 12:58:00 AM

LOL Mr Viv:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 6/21/2015 4:57:00 PM

No packet lays in Malta either! Very entertaining poem, Jan. I think that Alexis does have a good point:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 6/22/2015 12:58:00 AM

Thanks Paul I wouldn't have the guts to do stand up - am that short they would be asking me to stand up lol:-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 6/21/2015 12:09:00 PM

i so enjoy lay's but i like this verse more.. so naughty and spot on; wow, jan!.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2015 12:36:00 PM

Thanks Nette and you can imagine our dear friend Darren actually saying it too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 6/21/2015 12:48:00 AM

We don't have Lay's potato chips down this way either Jan, so you'd have to be extra careful asking for a lay down here - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2015 10:27:00 AM

Same here Lindsay and knowing Darren's cheeky sense of humour I can imagine this happening lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 6/21/2015 12:15:00 AM

I fancy one for sure, of course me being a monkey, fat chance! hugs!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/21/2015 10:26:00 AM

lol Arthur:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/20/2015 6:32:00 PM

I love it, but are you kidding me? Lays is not in England? Did you ever have one? Nobody can eat just one!! I would love to introduce you Brits to all the glorious junk food of America! Darren sent me candies from England and it was so interesting to taste different kinds of sweets that you have. (I can't remember why he sent them. I think in return for something I said or did. Sure do miss his spontaneous nature)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2015 11:18:00 PM

No we don't have lays here and I sure miss everything about Darren but chiefly his amazing sense of humour and his friendship:-( hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 6/20/2015 3:56:00 PM

Jan, have you ever thought about stand up? You are hilarious and you have great material. With that being said you are a terrific writer. Great job! :) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2015 5:50:00 PM

I posted my first poem here in Feb 2015 wrote my first poems about Nov 2014 when my hubby underwent major cancer surgery in the UK - writing poetry is the best thing to happen to me in many years and I am blessed my hubby is cured and i have a wonderful hobby:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.
Date: 6/20/2015 4:09:00 PM

I'm stunned that it has only been 16 months. You write like seasoned pro to me. Keep up the good work, because you touch us all :) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2015 4:04:00 PM

Aww Alexis you are too kind I am just grateful people like my style - I have only been writing about 16 months and it was my husband's cancer that brought me to pen my first poems. if you look at the poems I used to write with Darren Watson under the name jadazzle united you will understand why I miss him so much - writing with him was a joy. I will send this to him next time I write:-) Hugs jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 6/20/2015 3:35:00 PM

And here's me thinking I've never read a poem about a Carpet Fitter :-) you naughty girl, hugs always Jan//James xx

James Fraser
Date: 6/20/2015 3:52:00 PM

It'll be a Mexican joke, ariba riba, underlay, underlay ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2015 3:45:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) there must be a joke about underlay somewhere in there James lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 6/20/2015 2:39:00 PM

Jan, this is outstanding, so wonderfully penned and humorous 7, we have tons of Lay's in Canada. They are cheap usually 3 for $ ? and quite yummy and thanks for visiting my poetry

Constance La France
Date: 6/20/2015 3:31:00 PM

Lol

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2015 3:20:00 PM

I can say in all honesty - i have never had a lay lol:-) hugs jan xx

Emile Pinet

Date: 6/20/2015 2:22:00 PM

Now you went and done it...you made me laugh out loud! Emile.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2015 3:19:00 PM

Oh Emile I wish you were here when Darren and i used to write collaboratively we used to have such fun I miss him every day and pray one day he will return to good health and we will write once more:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 6/20/2015 1:24:00 PM

lol.... Nicely done Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2015 1:26:00 PM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/20/2015 12:59:00 PM

- Lay's in not a product we have in Norway, but sounds good :))) - .... even for "blushing schoolgirls" :))) - Love your humor, Jan !!! - Happy weekend :) - hugs and a 7 // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/20/2015 1:04:00 PM

lol Anne Lise- not a product we have in the Uk but I have seen them abroad and the product name is amusing:-) hugs jan xx