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Funny Kindergarten Poems

These Funny Kindergarten poems are examples of Kindergarten poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Kindergarten Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Picky Nose

   I used to love to pick my nose.
   After 3,
   Better than playing with my toes.
  ...

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© Kim Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: kindergarten, 1st grade, children, fun,



Premium Member Naps

     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,
 ...

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© Kim Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: brother, child, funny, kindergarten,

Premium Member The Dollar Store Bunny
THE DOLLAR STORE BUNNY

I chit chat with a saint at church
telling her how my grandson spent
Kindergarten online. This will follow
his class all the way through
to...

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Categories: animal, funny, kindergarten,

Little Presents
I went to kindergarten like any other day, excited to get home to my baby doll who was my best friend. 
Tear laden from nights...

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Categories: child, family, kindergarten, youth,

Premium Member Cat
There was a cat 
who liked to pout
I said "Come out!"
 it only spat....

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Categories: kindergarten, anger, animal, cat, funny,



Premium Member Words So Funny - Better Than Honey
If you have never read funny Stories, you are in for a treat
Read one at home or on a Giraffe in the Street
Reading funny stories...

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Categories: kindergarten, books, child, funny, giggle,

Premium Member His Name Was Bobby
His name was Bobby.
Angelic eyes; light blue.
Nothing like anyone I had ever seen 
Blonde hair
Odd for a boy I thought
Giggled better than me

I was completely...

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Categories: kindergarten, crush,

Premium Member We Are the Kindergarteners
We are leaping and peeping and laughing and clapping.
A fun day for sure, and there has been no slapping.
We are the kindergarteners, a mighty throng.
We...

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Categories: kindergarten, fun,

Childrens Book Writers Block
Foods that begin with the letter "P"
                  ...

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Categories: kindergarten, child, food, fruit, funny,

Premium Member Goody Kindergarten Field Trip
Mary, did you get the memo about the meeting?
What meeting?
Today’s.
When is it?
Now.

No, I didn’t get it.
Come on.
I don’t think so.
I hate meetings.

Okay. But while I...

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Categories: kindergarten, funny, how i feel,

Ketchup Up
Driving over a bridge

Is a scary affair

Suspended we drive
 
Way up in the air!

If water is liquid

How does it hold us up?

My soup can't even...

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Categories: kindergarten, child, childhood, funny, imagination,

Puppy Love At 55: Dedicated To Lady L
 Puppy Love at 55
When I am wise, I’ll turn to puppy love
With generous doses of truth and innocence, almost no shame …
“Her be my...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: kindergarten, children, divorce, for her,

Jar - O - Marbles
OH you marbles in a jar!
Teacher wants us to guess how many of you there are
I try to count the ones showing, but I lose...

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Categories: character, children, children, kindergarten,

Bum Burns
 
                       ...

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Categories: children, funny, insect, kindergarten,

Kids Like Funny Presents
Hey Mummy, hey daddy
Guess what I got today.
A headful of headaches
Are coming your way

My best friend at kindy
She gave me a gift
Lots of them, actually
They...

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Categories: animal, funny, kid, kindergarten,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things