Funny Kindergarten Poems

   I used to love to pick my nose.
   After 3,
   Better than playing with my toes.
  ...

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     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,
 ...

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THE DOLLAR STORE BUNNY

I chit chat with a saint at church
telling her how my grandson spent
Kindergarten online. This will follow
his class all the way through
to...

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I went to kindergarten like any other day, excited to get home to my baby doll who was my best friend. 
Tear laden from nights...

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There was a cat 
who liked to pout
I said "Come out!"
 it only spat....

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If you have never read funny Stories, you are in for a treat
Read one at home or on a Giraffe in the Street
Reading funny stories...

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His name was Bobby.
Angelic eyes; light blue.
Nothing like anyone I had ever seen 
Blonde hair
Odd for a boy I thought
Giggled better than me

I was completely...

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We are leaping and peeping and laughing and clapping.
A fun day for sure, and there has been no slapping.
We are the kindergarteners, a mighty throng.
We...

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Foods that begin with the letter "P"
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Mary, did you get the memo about the meeting?
What meeting?
Today’s.
When is it?
Now.

No, I didn’t get it.
Come on.
I don’t think so.
I hate meetings.

Okay. But while I...

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Driving over a bridge

Is a scary affair

Suspended we drive
 
Way up in the air!

If water is liquid

How does it hold us up?

My soup can't even...

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 Puppy Love at 55
When I am wise, I’ll turn to puppy love
With generous doses of truth and innocence, almost no shame …
“Her be my...

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OH you marbles in a jar!
Teacher wants us to guess how many of you there are
I try to count the ones showing, but I lose...

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Hey Mummy, hey daddy
Guess what I got today.
A headful of headaches
Are coming your way

My best friend at kindy
She gave me a gift
Lots of them, actually
They...

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