Funny Kindergarten Poems
These Funny Kindergarten poems are examples of Kindergarten poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Kindergarten Funny poems written by international poets.
Picky Nose
I used to love to pick my nose.
After 3,
Better than playing with my toes.
...
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kindergarten, 1st grade, children, fun,
Naps
Stretched out,
On a daycare cot.
Told to take a nap,
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brother, child, funny, kindergarten,
The Dollar Store BunnyTHE DOLLAR STORE BUNNY
I chit chat with a saint at church
telling her how my grandson spent
Kindergarten online. This will follow
his class all the way through
to...
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animal, funny, kindergarten,
Little PresentsI went to kindergarten like any other day, excited to get home to my baby doll who was my best friend.
Tear laden from nights...
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child, family, kindergarten, youth,
CatThere was a cat
who liked to pout
I said "Come out!"
it only spat....
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kindergarten, anger, animal, cat, funny,
Words So Funny - Better Than HoneyIf you have never read funny Stories, you are in for a treat
Read one at home or on a Giraffe in the Street
Reading funny stories...
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kindergarten, books, child, funny, giggle,
His Name Was BobbyHis name was Bobby.
Angelic eyes; light blue.
Nothing like anyone I had ever seen
Blonde hair
Odd for a boy I thought
Giggled better than me
I was completely...
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kindergarten, crush,
We Are the KindergartenersWe are leaping and peeping and laughing and clapping.
A fun day for sure, and there has been no slapping.
We are the kindergarteners, a mighty throng.
We...
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kindergarten, fun,
Childrens Book Writers BlockFoods that begin with the letter "P"
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kindergarten, child, food, fruit, funny,
Goody Kindergarten Field TripMary, did you get the memo about the meeting?
What meeting?
Today’s.
When is it?
Now.
No, I didn’t get it.
Come on.
I don’t think so.
I hate meetings.
Okay. But while I...
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kindergarten, funny, how i feel,
Ketchup UpDriving over a bridge
Is a scary affair
Suspended we drive
Way up in the air!
If water is liquid
How does it hold us up?
My soup can't even...
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kindergarten, child, childhood, funny, imagination,
Puppy Love At 55: Dedicated To Lady L Puppy Love at 55
When I am wise, I’ll turn to puppy love
With generous doses of truth and innocence, almost no shame …
“Her be my...
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kindergarten, children, divorce, for her,
Jar - O - MarblesOH you marbles in a jar!
Teacher wants us to guess how many of you there are
I try to count the ones showing, but I lose...
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character, children, children, kindergarten,
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children, funny, insect, kindergarten,
Kids Like Funny PresentsHey Mummy, hey daddy
Guess what I got today.
A headful of headaches
Are coming your way
My best friend at kindy
She gave me a gift
Lots of them, actually
They...
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animal, funny, kid, kindergarten,