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Goody Kindergarten Field Trip

Mary, did you get the memo about the meeting? What meeting? Today’s. When is it? Now. No, I didn’t get it. Come on. I don’t think so. I hate meetings. Okay. But while I am here, I have to ask. Do you want to go on a field trip with the kindergarteners? No. Teacher looks surprised. Why? Kindergarten is hard. I’d rather jump off a cliff into a vat of wild boars Who have not been fed in a week than go on any field trip with Kindergarteners. Kindergarten teacher laughs, Thinking Mary is kidding. Mary is not.

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/8/2018 10:14:00 PM

You're right. There's nothing worse, except maybe trying to sub for a 7th-8th grade Sunday morning Sunday school class, whose denizens' hormones are exploding every second. I IDENTIFY!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/9/2018 12:29:00 AM

I put on a Sunday School Christmas pageant once with 85 children. Dress rehearsal was awful, in a sale barn, that had no heat, which had been frequented by a skunk and the children could not hear me at all because their Mommies were told to take that 2 hours off to do Christmas prep things. I went home and cried for an hour after the practice.

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/8/2018 1:49:00 PM

LOL. Cute one, Caren

Line Gauthier
Date: 4/8/2018 4:22:00 PM

LOL

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/8/2018 2:16:00 PM

Thanks Line. I spent a whole school day being a sub for kindergarten twice; they ran me ragged, it was the most insightful time; I cannot be with Kindergarten. They are way too tough!

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 4/8/2018 8:59:00 AM

Hah - that is exactly how I feel about a field trip with kindergarteners!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/8/2018 9:45:00 AM

I see you have been on one.