Lyric Kid Poems

Sung to the tune of Surfin' USA
12/15/23



Well, all the reindeer are hustlin’ 
            ...

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The sun is up, and I'm up. Both the sun and I are up, we're up, we're up
Off with my sleeping clothes, off it goes,...

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"The Maid's Kid"

The boy saw his mother grubbing on her knees,
Toiling like a mouse to get hold of the cheese.

She works around the house, cleaning...

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Happy birthday to me
But I am not the "past me"
And I am not as happy like before
Please get away evil corona..

May we all lead a...

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lets do something, something out of blue..
something which cant be true,
something people cant believe,
but something i will not re leave.

wanna have guts i never had..
wanna...

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The melody and harmony.
 My Rhythm without the blues!
 In all the songs in all the world this is still the one I’d choose!
 And...

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What you know about going out
no food in your mouth no food in the fridge
put in work to earn stripes for the right to not...

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among the countless thugs
   that teased and taunted myself as a boy
who exhibited blatant characteristics
   of being painfully shy and coy
attempting...

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Reality surprised both of us
So you can blame me now 
Reality is cracking my eyes
You're still standing far too close
Reality hit me like a train
Just...

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Do you know exactly how to eat and Oreo,
Well to do it you,
You unscrew it.....very fast.
'Cause a kid will eat the middle of an Oreo...

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BABA KI BITIYA PAPA KI RAJDULARI…….
EK NANHI KALI EK PHULON KI KYARI……..
EK NANHI PARI SI WO EK CHOTI SI GUDIYA……..
KBHI SABKA KHILONA KBHI LADLI BAN...

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We took the morning by storm
Just another day in Maine
Until we met the Colorado Kid
He sat back on the beach
Holding remains of his death
His blue...

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It's too hard to please you,honey...
but that's not my personality;
I'm easily taken for a fool...
that's me ...waiting on you!

I've been taken
like a captive man
in a...

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