Kale Poems - Poems about Kale

...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Geraldine Giraffe liked dining high class Chose kale over dandelions, crabgrass Never drank tea from carafe Llama cousins sai......Read the rest...

...Resolved was I to exercise, To utmost try to slenderize. From flabby bod I'd poundage peel To Grecian god beneath reveal. But soon my straining torso frail Becomes complaining, moaning male......Read the rest...

...Some years, February is the coldest month. Most years, only the second coldest. Always, it is the shortest month, even during leap years like 2024. Kale-month. Salmonath: mud month. Named f......Read the rest...

...I went to see the sea one day, And saw a whale of a tale. A knight in shining armor rode A horse that had no tail. He said he came from Camelot To find the Holy Grail. But on his quest he got......Read the rest...

...I shall do a dish and a dash and a ha ha ha making myself young, so fiddly fah lah lah so saying, the old witch gave a loud gaffaw her cauldron boiled and bubbled next to her bra I pretend to c......Read the rest...

... Gratitude suffuses me today at prospect to plumb the depths of a fledgling friendship (respecting fidelity to wife) even one bound within the parameters of cyberspace, I feel courtesy your a......Read the rest...

...In yard inside my haven home structure appeared brown bear depressing during the darkest coldest times of the year color is absent fragrance non clear Blow the blossoms flowers are wi......Read the rest...

...Things that aren't my cup of tea, don't include cups of tea. Although I did spend my first 20 odd years saying I didn't like it but then it soothed a stomach ulcer (relief only felt mid sip) and I en......Read the rest...

...Green is the prime color of the world, and that from which its loveliness arises.” – Pedro Calderon de la Barca Absorbing sunlight to a green synergy Blends in chloroplast creating energy. ......Read the rest...

...Days grow shorter, and the air turns crisper. It’s sweater weather again, and pumpkin spice season has finally here! Hooray! Pumpkin spice, a seasonal delight, is obsessed by many. Pumpkin spice ......Read the rest...

...Already the air carries the scent of dryness and decay. The woods are heady with the must of wild grapes, fragrant apples ripe for picking. Here and there leafy maples ignite like matches. ......Read the rest...

...My life fell apart After 2035 After all the rest of My brothers did die I pissed on their graves Though I shoulda been dead With all the negativity Swimming In my head. One drank more than I ......Read the rest...

...The last page of my notebook was filled today. One last scratch on its timeless pages reads: watermelon radish spicy water dinosaur kale dragonfruit (?) pepitas all scrawled i......Read the rest...

...The thing came green like kale I’ve needed to toss out for days–and bought on sale and removed edges browning and bent in with the texture like tips of my dead kinky hair. The thing came l......Read the rest...

...The President is facing a dilemma: should he try to remove a pickle from his left ear? He phoned the caveman for advice, the phone is answered by his hairy wife, upon hearing of the Presidents ......Read the rest...