Humorous Jobs Poems

There by the table, a rock did lay,
a silent companion, come what it may.
I had made a deal, so clear and true-
Stabile would clean, while...

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This small town is where I was born
The train comes through at two in the morn
As I near my last day
One last wish if you...

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Had a big dog for to tend the sheep
Small dog for a ratter while we sleep
Old spot for all to pet
Growler for warn he let
All...

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 I needed a job to pay the bills
not knowing what I was getting into.
A telemarketing company if you can believe
selling pieces of Titanic’s carpet...

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Five days of hell
on the phone, selling lies
and pieces of the Titanic carpet.
A sinking ship of a company
with a captain who gropes and leers
and a...

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There was a server at the local cafe you see
Who got in trouble when refilling cups of coffee
Many said just a shot
Half a cup was...

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I find people as a whole are very judgmental,                ...

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Smokey the Clown ran around,
With Bob the Burger Bandit.
Bob, the slob, needed a job;
But didn't know how to land it.

Smokey tried to get him inside,
A...

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There once was a stupid $hmuck
Who tried earning an honest buck 
But his job drove him crazy
So he became lazy
And no longer gave a ....


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A man named Bob wanted a job
                  ...

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Growing up, remember the sinister kid
   who wanted to be a mortician
Or the reserved young lady
   who hoped to be a...

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Alphabet learned
Before school
Counting too
Doing homework
Everyday
Frustrations
Guided
Her
Imagination
Jump rope
Kicked and
Laughed
Mostly
Night dreams
On to
Prom
Queen crowned
Rest some
Summer is here
Tomorrow
U
Visit jobs
Working now
X-raying bones
Ya-hoo I made it
Zoom through life.

 

Date Written:5/20/022...

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A newbie has just hit the scene
She’s sassy, and sings like a dream
Her name kinda rocks
She’s called Fonda Cox
It’s perfect cos she’s a drag queen!

Thanks...

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The customers ~ are always right so don't argue with them.
 

 

Date Written: 5/8/2022...

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There have been those who said,                   ...

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