Jellied Poems - Poems about Jellied

...This poem is not meant to offend anyone or belittle their beliefs. This is only my attempt at humor. ~Things I’ll Give Up for Lent~ Liver and onions, Minced meat pie. Drinking beer from a can, ......Read the rest...

...Flackmoth doesn’t think much of Thanksgiving; too much of an expense to his thinking. And besides, turkey never did excite his preferred beer and pizza appetite, much less all those other additio......Read the rest...

... In the dark of the night, when all are sleeping, out of sight, the Oggles come out to play. For they love to flirt, in the rubbish and the dirt, a curious courtial display. ......Read the rest...

...Breathtaking views the brochure said. But for me it was nothing but a sheer drop, gravity's worst nightmare lipped on an edge and way below, a brutal landing of hard rock. I don't like h......Read the rest...

...Jolly Santa boarded his magic sleigh And told his reindeer, “Up, up and away.” They hauled his round jellied girth Many times around the earth Without gifts to bring - supply chain delay. 12/......Read the rest...

...Fish and chips and a pint of dark brew. Malt vinegar and lashings of salt. A fish dinner served up by a truck in a newspaper cone. That was then, that was before taste buds got hard boiled, b......Read the rest...

...Like Hannibal we crossed the pass and crossed the Alps (okay, the Brynderwyn Hills) and a bridge too far on north-west passage. From out of the Valley of Mizpah to the fires of perdi......Read the rest...

...Charley Dinton said that everyone has a secret name. A bad person’s name might be long and segmented like chopped jellied eels, or spat out in gobs like phlegm. He was old when I was young.......Read the rest...

...Joulupukki knocked on the door before entering the room. In the center of one wall was a bed that was large enough for two humans to fit in comfortably. The young elf lying there looked like a doll......Read the rest...

...It's like I am a stranger, it's like I am not in the room, it's like a ham sandwich without the ham; the ham is on a butchers hook in old London town. Peas pudding and jellied eels overflow, sta......Read the rest...

...JELLO I hate jello because it is a food once in your mouth it wiggles moves reminds me of what worms must feel like to eat grosses me out for the life of me Who had such a fantasy to make s......Read the rest...

...Jellyfish! Who could have named you other than a creature structured by a cage of bone? Opaque but transparent your arrested evolution lives in an alien perfection. You abide inside the sea......Read the rest...

...Found my way round London like a boss Know the best way to Piccadilly and Kings Cross For I'm a Londoner now Seen the sights Big Ben and the like Taken a cycle journey on a Boris bike For I'......Read the rest...

...'It seems surreal,' whispered the eel, 'and I'm unsure what that is for.' He nodded then towards my pen. He wriggled round without a sound, and quite aghast, he scribbled fast, his mouth ar......Read the rest...

...I inherited a restaurant, from my parents who had retired. It was a classy one, and only the best of staff were hired. Overseeing its operation, was genuinely a labor of love, As the noon warmin......Read the rest...