Jed Poems - Poems about Jed

...He’s got a rutabaga butt, a rutabaga butt. My cousin has certainly got a rutabaga butt! Jerry was singing this loudly and proudly, like a clown. We could hear it coming, going and upside down. ......Read the rest...

...If you insist on wearing a merry-go-round on your head At least try to act casual about it said Ringmaster Jed. He was speaking to Carnival girl, his oldest daughter. Who normally did nothing that......Read the rest...

...Queen cat had a collar that was so stiff It hurt my neck to see it said her cousin Biff On her head she had a measly pearl crown Poor, but her lips did not often curl into a frown I am satisfie......Read the rest...

...He’s got a rutabaga butt, a rutabaga butt. My cousin has certainly got a rutabaga butt! Jerry was singing this loudly and proudly, like a clown. We could hear it coming, going and upside down. ......Read the rest...

... "Sometimes miracles happen when you're least expecting them. Quote by poet." It was the week before Christmas; it was a cold, bright snowy day Told the kids we'll go sledgin......Read the rest...

...Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed... Oddly enough even when frolicking in the autumn mist with seasoned super tramping cheaply tricked out goo goo dolls some resemb......Read the rest...

...I was born and raised in a little town by the name of Calder That was just twenty miles south of the Canadian border As a boy I enjoyed going to school and was doing really well Mom sang my pr......Read the rest...

...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......Read the rest...

...Buddy Ebsen lost his life twenty years ago. He guest-starred on The Andy Griffith Show. Jed Clampett was a character who he loved to portray. After living many years, he died twenty years ago toda......Read the rest...

...Have you been in touch with the peddler turtle? He said. Green one who sings to himself and dances? Asked Jed. Hoot owl nodded “That’s the guy, he is really something.” His items are unique, some ......Read the rest...

...The faeries were enormously busy that wet spring Coaxing, encouraging and begging a sparrow to sing. He wore a hat with a cherry I think it was Bing. He looked sharp, but his wing was in a small s......Read the rest...

...I would like a little candy dish on my head please, the sow said. We filed past, trying to ignore the sweet spectacle on her head. She is always trying for extra attention hissed old goose Jed. Ma......Read the rest...

...His name is Zed, he is a pumpkin head. This is funny I said to my pal, Jed. He said I kid you not. Please get out of bed. I want you to meet Zed before he is wed. I knew I would not be interest......Read the rest...

...Every heartbeat counts Every heartbeat brings breath Every heartbeat is life Every heartbeat brings pain Every heartbeat brings a smile Every heartbeat triggers success Every heartbeat spits lo......Read the rest...

...THE CAT Oooh. Some things you wouldn’t believe, would you? When I moved into Beaumaris Avenue, number 4 I met Gladys, who lived next door. She lived alone with her cat, called Jed, A big black m......Read the rest...