Jed Poems - Poems about Jed

Jed is still seeking a compliant wife

Jed, the new husband wanted to control his wife
But failed terribly in attempting to domesticate her
and control her

She was not a willing participant or pushover
neither was Jed’s second or third wives
You cannot control women! His sisters told him.
He should have known that.
But he didn’t.

He is still looking for a compliant wife.
Potential wives four, five and

Categories: jed, wife, women,
Form: Free verse

Trevor Jed Engelson Unwittingly

Trevor Jed Engelson Unwittingly... 
launched Meghan Markle into royalty

American divorcee 
     catapulted from “AA” to “Zed”
at break neck speed, and with cachet wed
Prince Harry, and soon
     twill begetting, bestowing,
     and bewitching her 
     chromo somal thread
(complementing, furthering, and

Categories: jed, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Epic

Jed Was a Sarcastic Cowboy

His mom always yelled at him,
" Get up, Jed and get to work;
move your lazy butt, sitting duck
and stop hanging out with Kim! "
" Wait, until I finish my gin, mom! " "
He sarcastically replied with a grim.

These silly words were shouted with contempt
by Jed, as he watched Kim play with reddish loam;
yuck! his lips

Categories: jed, abuse, addiction, mother son,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Jed

There once was a fellow named Jed
 Who found oil in his old homestead
 He got such a thrill
 He moved to Beverly hills
 Bought a house with a cement pond instead

Categories: jed, fun,
Form: Limerick

Mismatch Jed

Have you ever met the troll 
That lives beneath your bed?
He really is a silly chap,
His name is Mismatch Jed.

His favorite thing to do at night 
Is steal one of your socks.
Then sneak back to his hidey-hole
And stash it in a box.

So when you just can’t find the match
to the sock you want to wear,
You’ll

Categories: jed, children, fantasy, kids, fun,
Form: Quatrain