Animal Jealousy Poems

She will probably be dressed to the sevens but riding a goat.
I could not wait to see her, my Great Aunt, Myrtle Van Poat.
I think...

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The anteater
          gets to
          stick out
 ...

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Baby giraffe was jealous of baby joey.
Why don’t you have a pouch, mother? He asked.
She had no answer for that but mentioned her height.
I can...

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Dare challenge me? 
Then be my guest …

The stags enter into a jousting quest,
No time now for antlers to rest,
The challenger locks his horny crest,
With...

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DISCORD
All is not at rest in the halls of the dead. 
In the fields were we roam. Something sits, waits, bides its time. 
Tell me...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I know a dog called frank, 
A Swedish Vallhund he is,
Though some think he is a mix Corgie and Husky,
He looks so sweet and he...

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Denzel
Denzel was a dog. He was a nice brown dog who loved to play. Running after his ball was fun. Everybody loved Denzel until it...

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My gardening proclivity was widely recognised,
A gift to which my friends would all attest ;
A nuance of distinction in the flavour and the size
Produced a...

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There once was a sly kangaroo
Who was jealous of Winnie-the-Poo
   He tasted Poo's honey
   She found that un-funny
Warning: "My jar's not...

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Ms. Jane Goodall
A monkey kissed
  The Snake was jealous
  But he could only hiss...

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Your skin is dark green,
lying coiled, like a Mamba
ready to strike sinking its
venomous fangs deep.

You are the primary color
of human emotion. Ready
to burst forth in...

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The Aardvark and the Pangolin,
Romantically, had been entwined.
But infidelity, was in the air,
Aardvark, had a new suiter in mind.

Pangolin, did challenge his rival,
The Anteater with...

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Like a parasite
You thrive
You despise your existence 
Yet
You live within the depth of this temple
You envy
The passions of others
Yet 
You devour
Flicking away at any drop...

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An apology to Tracey Emin for "Not Feeling Tracey's Badger"

Tracey and the Boar

I woke this morn regretting it
Saying Tracey’s Owl is s**t!
With one mean and...

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