Funny Jail Poems
These Funny Jail poems are examples of Jail poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Jail Funny poems written by international poets.
Prisoner of Poetry - Mar 22My bars the words, the prison guard my verse,
Rattling the staves of this poetic cell,
I struggle vainly, locked up in this jail.
Yea, thus is...
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jail, dedication, funny, humor, language,
Doing TimeDoing Time is not easy but it's something that I gotta do/
Survival of the fittest so this how I gotta move/
I'm not the strongest so...
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jail, anxiety, conflict, dark, fate,
Jail Bird
You spend all the day sneaking about
but you'll pay for each rule you now flout
You can bet that sweet tail,
you're the next cat to jail
and...
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jail, funny, prison,
Sorrows of Slummin'While I was out’a slummin’
I heard the sirens hummin’
hands restrained behind
now in jail I find
I shoulda seen it comin’...
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jail, funny, humorous, smile, sorry,
Belle of the CellThere once was a brash barmaid named Belle
Her virtue she would selflessly sell
she was nicked by the cops
for illegal house stops
She now spends her spare...
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jail, corruption, funny, giggle, humor,
Bad ThiefFirst day
No way
Lost book
He took
No good
A hood
Bad thief
My beef
Loud shout
Found out
Poor schnook
A crook
In court
Have tort
No bail
In jail
Too bad
Not sad...
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jail, funny, humor, sad,
Thrown In Jail With Mad MargeI was not the culprit this time, but no one believed or could see.
Since I had done it six months earlier, no one wanted to...
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jail, funny, poems, poetess, poetry,
Why I Went To JailJUDGE: BEFORE----()---()-------
...
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jail, funny,
I Just Got Out of the County JailAfter a wonderful late afternoon walk in the park,
my wife and I moseyed over to the Japanese Hibachi Grille for some dinner.
What we...
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jail, absence, conflict, funny, innocence,
It's a Wonder I Didn'T End Up In Jail -When Popeye whipped Brutus's ass
I shoulda' promptly been sent to mass
Wiley C. gets flattened by a safe?
What a horrid, repulsive disgrace!
Elmer tried to murder Bugs...
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jail, growing up, satire,
-jail-Bird's-PrayerOh Lord,forgive the arresting officer
who first caught me when I committed crime__
for destroying my future.
Again,I pray to blindfold the inspector of police__
that He may order...
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jail, forgiveness, funny,
Sue's Night In JailSue's Night in Jail
By Elton Camp
Sue was preparing to settle in for the night
When a knock on her door gave her a fright
"Open up and...
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jail, funny, night, night,
Cook County JailI’m in Cook County Jail and don’t know why
All because of a devious lie
When I bend for the soap
It’s the only one not on a...
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jail, funny
Locked Up In JailIt isn't any fun
being locked up in jail.
Sitting all by my lonesome
in this cracker box cell.
The bed is too hard
and I never really rest.
I asked...
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jail, fantasy, funny, places,