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Jackasses Poems - Poems about Jackasses

Premium Member A Masked Requiem for a Virulent Era
...A cold berating light-erasing rope survives relentless entropy (another year ends another variant contends) Desolate debris in empty erroneous caves swallow blank pages submerge......

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Categories: jackasses, dark, society, surreal, word
Form: Free verse
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...Howdy kids,just checking in.Contrary to every ornery ,,fear mongering, Youtube posting ,profiting from our angst, jackasses ,oh yeah and the nightly news, so far we have made it through the much pro......

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Categories: jackasses, adventure,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Miles of Piles
...We the Peeps are masked and fattened lady liberty is splayed wide for business for those who want an easy piece and for those who want to diss her. The economy is all but trashed there's a zomb......

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Categories: jackasses, america, celebration, columbus day,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Intermission Fool - Cafeteria Monitor
...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......

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Categories: jackasses, 10th grade, allegory, food,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member The Complete Jackass Collection - From Bad Seed Press
...GONE with the JACKASS SOMETHING JACKASS this WAY COMES Of MICE AND JACKASSES The GRAPES of JACKASS MOBY JACKASS JACKASS in the RYE I KNOW WHY the JACKASS SINGS The GREAT JACKASS JACKASS of th......

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Categories: jackasses, allegory, humor, literature,
Form: List



Premium Member How Very Much I Do Despise
...How very much I do despise, The tyranny of fear and lies. That throws us at each others throats. Like rabid, heartless billy-goats. A stench-filled world, where morality no longer exists. T......

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Categories: jackasses, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Karma Kettle
...i get it now.... jackasses and elephants are one and the same getting off on control getting rich off our prolonged misery our collective pain is their continued power our division is their we......

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Categories: jackasses, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Flesh and Time
...War elephants and jackasses with their endless stomping and braying from Saigon to Afghanistan Siamese scripts depicting.. blood for oil death for profit blood for lithium death for prophet ......

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Categories: jackasses, abuse, perspective,
Form: Free verse
So Stand the Fallen
...Very soon marmosets and moose will get their vaccines. A lone gnome fishes in a Koi pond. The light of the moon has been dimmed by a Chinese switch. Elite bands of cockatoos fight for fre......

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Categories: jackasses, poetry,
Form: Free verse
The Circus - a Tautogram
...Amazing acrobats astound awe-stricken audiences. Amy always asks about acts already arranged. Bouncing bears balance beach balls. Bobby Bear bicycled behind Betsy Bear. Crazy clowns crash car......

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Categories: jackasses, animal, poems,
Form: Tautogram
Jack of All Cards
...JACK OF ALL CARDS?? Factotum polymath of a soul, here's the one that has it all yet a comprehensive sciolist still stand tall. Jack of clubs??: Lack two-thirds but still ride against all od......

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Categories: jackasses, 1st grade, celebrity, crazy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Contaminated Planet
...CONTAMINATED PLANET Coronavirus, well If it's all like that ; Well hell, 14 days, then 14 days never through. Don't touch nothing or (anything).! The cycle never done; Oops, spray your sh......

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Categories: jackasses, america, cancer, community, conflict,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Sanders the Clown In a Circus of Democrats
...Clowns at the Abyss I’m not a communist, I’m a Democratic Socialist Cries the independent Elitist It’s a right to have healthcare It’s a right to have welfare Yet, funding for these generou......

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Categories: jackasses, america, conflict, corruption, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member He's Mr Know It All - Now a Collaboration
...Old blabber mouth gets on my wick His attitude makes me quite sick He plays to the crowd Is brash and so loud My husband thinks he's an idiot! Inspired by Stevie Wonder Song on t......

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Categories: jackasses, humorous, voice,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Would You Hire Me: a Resume
...I am applying for the consultant position of Office Manager for which I will audition. I am undeniably qualified to deal with nitwits and idiots I will immediately classify as 'twits.' My solut......

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Categories: jackasses, business,
Form: Rhyme

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