lily of the valley, tulips, field mice too
Come to the east meadow, where there is fresh dew.
The bunny wedding is about to convene.
damselflies and dragonflies are easily seen.
dove in jacka.
chicka lacka
booma lacka
kiss kiss kiss
She is now a Mrs, no longer a miss!
Categories:
jacka, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Light Verse
Three old crows were standing head-to-head
Conversing in the hallway between the classes
Wondering who they were dissing, with dread,
I knew fellow teachers they thought jacka**es,
And, occasionally, I had been on their hit list
Every workplace has a similar gossipy klatch
If they suddenly vanished, they’d not be missed
They liked nothing better than a pis*ing match.
I made a practice to stay clear of their clucking
I’ve never enjoyed putting other people down,
While some people enjoy what I call mucking
Their favored pastime, a proverbial knockdown.
I prefer spending my time building others up
Helping those out who are having a rough time,
Avoiding those who engage in childish trollop
While adhering to my chosen ethical paradigm.
Written July 5, 2022
Categories:
jacka, community, society,
Form: Quatrain
Sarah started walking my tiger home
after I drank a few and went to roam,
and while she was fuming mad
she called me a jacka** cad...
Damn! She's wrapped my tiger in Styrofoam!!
Categories:
jacka, humor,
Form: Limerick
I rode on my bicycle today,
I made a wrong turn - up a one-way,
while cars were coming down
I tried to turn around...
"Move it jacka**!" was all they could say!
Categories:
jacka, humorous,
Form: Limerick
I am unappreciated by you and you show no remorse
Of couse not you do no wrong
You God damned Sociopathic jacka$$
Your the only one who damn well matters
arent ya ,you pig headed imbusal
Im gonna rip your heart out
oh wait... you dont have one
So guess that doesnt work
Why dont you just go play in traffic,
like some common retard would do
but I guess you fit to well into that catagory
you simple minded fool
How dare you treat me so
How dare you
ill oughta sell your organs on the blackmarket
Im not the one
dont fall asleep ,or it'll death that you reap
Categories:
jacka, angst, girlfriend-boyfriend
Form: Free verse