Girl Irony Poems

To have dodged a bullet is heard by me as a clear soft symphony, it reminds me that all is a dramatized sigh of relief...

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Lee had dreamed of a woman with blue eyes.
It is only a dream! Everyone told him.
I think she is my soul mate, he said.
I am...

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Outgo way ahead
Than income if stirs man’s head,
She in a shrunk blouse,
Although from a cultured house, 
Oh looks a bit lowly bred.
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Tanka/Limerick |13.07.2023| humour 
Poet’s...

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Vintage photos sprawled before me on the table -
pictures of a time when I was able
to turn some heads when I went to town
and dance...

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Johnny is a 'pretty boy'
    radiates the purest joy
  Unfortunately, these days
    all the girls assume he's gay...

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The girl got on the imparing , noisy bus
Although She was tired and bit of wuss
Because of  her routinely work and circus
She was getting...

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Sugar daddy says,” 
So gorgeousness like my last daughter
And my first granddaughter. 
My wife complains daily but she is bulkiness.

Shame does not swill out, 
I...

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In these times of plenty 
I see some dreadful scenes,
Yesterday a girl too poor
To have holes in her jeans.
I felt for that lassie
For I know...

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God, my mother told me,
You are the embodiment of love.
Since then, I have adored you most.
But I wonder do you understand me?
I read your book...

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Girl, where you been
relaxing to a tune

Girl what you doing tonight
Doing my toes tonight

Girl that's a plan way ahead of schedule
what time tonight

Doing what is...

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See I was hungry for your love 
What I needed more was trust 
It was hard but that was us 
Them late night convo's got...

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I met her in the dimness of the night.
Why did we sit near each other I don't know.
It's not that she was such a lovely...

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If my story be told, Lord, I’d have to confess,
I’m a rattlesnake scoundrel, no more and no less.
But I’ll bet even Jesus forgives me my...

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Said to the cheater
come on lover girl clutch in tighter.
Let me feel the tiger tonight.
Make this room shake,
squeeze that anger out.
Lets make a ruckus tonight
I...

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To say I'm excited about going to college is like saying Godzilla is big - you don't get the complete picture - you don't see...

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