Is it true,
that reindeer can fly?
Is it true,
that Santa Claus is a friendly guy?
Is it true,
that he lives in a secret house at the North Pole?
Is it true,
that he is wanted by Interpol?
Is it true,
that elves love goodies?
Is it true,
that dad nibbles cookies?
Is it true,
that mom gave Santa a kiss?
Is it true,
tell me... dear sis.
DIFFERENCE
A friend once said that
difference is a problem
when used as a weapon,
perhaps something good
when sought as an
adventure.
He started the interview
by clearing the air, told the
corporate panel at the mahogany
table that he was an African, Jewish,
Republican cross-dresser from southern
Mississippi, both the son and the daughter
of an Islamic Russian from east of the Urals
and an Ethiopian Christian of half-Chinese
descent who was partially handicapped and
wanted by Interpol for clandestinely supporting
Cuban revolutionaries and Aryan supremacists
by transporting drugs for an Afghan cartel
whose amoral leader, the half-Indian
brother of his beautiful mother was a
Colombian priest who had
broken his vows
He shuffled his feet
and prepared to get up
but the wiry-haired man at the
head of the table held up his hand, looked
over his glasses like an exasperated teacher
about to show faith in a mercurial student
“Get over it!” He said
“You start work on Monday!
You’ll be the company entertainment
for the next thirty years!”
AWOL
My GF seems to have gone AWOL
So I’ve raised the alarm with INTERPOL,
With the F.B.I and the C.I.A.
And even tried Y.M.C.A.
An S.O.S on the B.B.C.
A daily call to N.Y.P.D.
I’ve written to every A&E
(Enclosing, of course, an S.A.E.)
Scotland Yard say their C.I.D.
Have checked every seaside B&B
I want to speak to her U.C.
To ask if she’ll B.R.B.
Tonight I’m starting to visit A.A.
I’ve just heard she’s married in L.A.
5th April 2021
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Oh my God they’re carrying the soil..!
From my precious planet fertile
It seems their homeland is of no use
Now they are at my home abuse
Thus their abode is full of pollution
Unfit to stay and survive in motion
After many a nuclear fission
Their planet has lost its fruition
Now hell-bent on my planet Earth
They’ve come to exploit the earth 8
Let me get into the action swift
By alerting my Interpol Hist …!
This is my earth and I love it
In no way I let aliens steal it
For it’s the land of my predecessors
And made fertile by my ancestors
We earth-dwellers are unique men
We live and let others live in den
Peace keeping has been our virtue
Violence and greed we hate true 9
The moment I want to dial a number
I woke up and amazed at the wonder
Thus it’s a dream and not reality
My earth is always my property
Now to protect it is my duty
And maintain its evergreen beauty
I understood I should be careful
Making my earth a clean place full
Let me plant trees in abundance
As there’s no 2nd Earth in distance..10
In life I forgot
New boundaries I sought
Tonight is the best
Everyone can confess
Right on the clock
Please stop
On the turning way
Lost on a holiday
don’t need the KGB
don’t need the CIA
don’t need the FBI
don’t need the MI5
don’t need the ASIS
don’t need the SIRC
don’t need the CSE
don’t need the I&SC
don’t need the MSS
don’t need the PAP
don’t need the SGDN
don’t need the BfV
don’t need INTERPOL
etc.
etc.
etc.---
because mr. zuckerberg had a
dream
mr. zuckerberg wants you to be part of his
dream
mr. zuckerberg wants you to place all your innermost
everything
in his little pocket
for all the world to see
under his umbrella
all on his watch, so much so that
these governmental intruders don’t even have to ask anymore---
nope,
thanks to mr. z,
they can learn all about you
by the info that you provide
stretching all across the globe
as you are being whored out to every advertising agency on the planet
as you are being food for the consumption machine
as you are sliced up by the double-edged sword of
a “need” to be socially “in the loop,”
while at the same time sucked into the revolting act of being raped
by everyone & anything that wants a piece of you.
Scary obsession
and based in insanity
A stalker extreme
This senryu is about one individual who sincerely needs mental assistance. More info can be seen at http://chthoniid.zenfolio.com/interpol-statement-censored.pdf and if you'd like to help, please check out http://j.mp/nIOzxP. Thank you!
She was only fourteen
Taken at will
Her family distraught
As they remain still
It was on a cold December night
Christmas was near
Their daughter went missing
As they began to fear
Is she another victim
Of this society of ours
Or this gang that's marauding
Leaving emotional scars
Young girls are taken
And sold abroad
Intended to work
As their young bodies are clawed
Many years pass
Their phone rings in the night
Interpol, Paris
We think we have sight
The morning follows
As they catch the next flight
The call they received
Confirmed it was right
Their daughter has been found
A shadow of her self
She's been used and abused
Cast on a shelf
They are finally together
To her parents she runs
They have their daughter back
Their tomorrow has begun
Further years pass
As their daughter grows
As she closes her eyes
Her past horror flows
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/loss-4.php