Humorous I Do Not Know Poems

Help me please! I am choking!

OMG! Please say you're joking!

The truth I tell!

But please forgive

'Twas only for I was toking!...

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Lend me a Poem
She already knows am a poet
Give me your lines
She already mastered my genre
Lend me a stanza one romantic and humorous
Give me a...

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You sing the songs they have sung
You wear the suits they have worn
You follow the signs they have changed 
You cheer the victories they have...

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Grandma is wearing a sweatshirt featuring Darth Vader.
It says, “This is my Dark Side.”
I did not know grandma had a dark side, one of her...

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Break me, mold me, my thoughts and shake me
never stop, this thing, and love me, to make me
the brave me and let you to always...

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As the wind flagellates heavily, I can smell cigarette smoke,
Plunging like greased lightning before my nostrils,
But there's a passive feeling about spending the night in...

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On the first day of Christmas
my true love shared with me
a hope of being covid free.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love shared with...

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Just for fun...

The Sock


Is there anything lonelier than discarded clothing?
A sign of disappointment, of rejection, of loathing
Threadbare and stained, no fight left within
Wondering what events...

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Freedom of speech is suppressed, 
it’s no more, seen a theft, 

I write this poem and know they won't arrest 

They say history is distorted,...

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she being
born with no
ability to hear
or speak
he acting in
movies then
that had no
sound

found each other
historically caught
memorably not
talking in a
photograph

the age of silents
would soon be
over but all...

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Oh cousin what can I do
That man I'm married to
Stays drunk and runs around
He's nothing but a hound

All our money goes to his booze
Wolves howling...

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An astonishing use of words,
Penned by writers from best schools,
Making writer sage, clown, or fool.
Exaggeration!  Oh! Yes. Yes.
Exaggeration!   Oh! Uh. Huh.

Went down...

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~Stingy, Stingy~


There once was a poet named
Stingy,
Who loved only himself, what a 
pathetic, lost dingy!
One day, poor, lost soul, fell on his
self-centered duff.
Furious that 34 comments...

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May be warm
May be cold
May be meek
May be bold

When May be something
May be not
May be loose
May be taut

I think May be
Anything it wants
Maybe May be
The...

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In a world of awe-inspiring wonder
We have been programmed to believe
We are the victim of a system
Giving birth to modern disease
This virus can...

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