Funny I Do Not Know Poems

It’s funny as a child there there were so many things I knew nothing about
and it filled my little heart with woe…
because of all the...

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yet
     and still
            like the longhorns on the hill
 ...

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You are tragedy incarnate.
You're the whisper to the sky
That tore the world asunder
And you didn't need to try

Absolute opacity 
at maximum capacity
Fill your mind up...

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Gus didn't have the original pointer that came 
with the Ouija, so he used an extra Indian feather, 
since it came from a real Indian,...

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days and God...

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Love is a joke. A joke that is found funny by everyone but me. I would say that I am unlucky in love but I...

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Can't you see
It's her not me
I’m being framed

That girl was my friend
But now she’s HER friend
And I can't talk to them?
What the hell

Where is SHE...

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WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

The lineage is finally revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says,
"You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can...

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Tickling is uncontrollable
It gives us so much pleasure
As well as annoyance
Fall down on the living room floor 
At times we tear up and dribble...

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That's dethpicable!
Of courth you know thith meanth war!!!
Did I hear you thay I thound like a puddy cat?
Thure no mithaking my dethpicable roar!...

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Flame of fire burning
Clerk of bank earning
I lost my money
It was not funny 
My honey
I said,
The day is Sunny
So please make some tea
I am going...

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TIME issues:
1. Whenever I am short on time, I eat my watch, and always have seconds to spare.

2. Why do I still buy old clocks...

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Politically Incorrect  

 

When I was young  

I worked hard labor  

 So I could liberally  

Spend my money  

On...

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When my mom delivered me, she and I both screamed. Dad said, the doctor slapped both of us!...

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How I wished, free flow of wheels
No words to tell , "how it feels".
When vehicles swish
Well, well, well!
This is what I relish.

How I missed, the...

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