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Premium Member Who Knew not fit for contest
When I woke up this morning, I was feeling mighty fine
But, things started getting fuzzy, at a quarter after nine
So, I sat down in my...

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Categories: humor, humorous,



Premium Member Yesterday
By Poet  "I do not know where the time goes. It just goes running away."

Yesterday when
Everyone was kind
Smiles were on all
The faces both young and...

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Categories: humorous, books, day, happy, joy,

A Silly Little Limerick
I can't really write a sonnet
But if you want a limerick i'm on it
And if I had to write without rhymezone
My mind would have blown
Therefore...

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Categories: cute, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member A time to reflect - Is The True Writer Gone
"A Writer must Feel The Words So The Reader Can Feel The Words. By Poet"


Have you heard about this new thing,
this new thing called AI.
Is...

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Categories: humorous, friend, poetry, poets, writing,

Premium Member Write
Quote By Poet "A pen must write because they love to write." 

My imagination and creativity,
is spewing ink all over the desk.
Here I sit waiting...

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Categories: humorous, imagination, words, write, writing,



Premium Member The Twilight Zone
Many knew my best friend,
Rod Serling.
Rod told stories back in the sixties,
or should I say a story within a story.
I was mesmerized by each story...

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Categories: humorous, friend, happiness, time, world,

Premium Member Sorry, I Can't Write a Poem
I’m glad to hear you’re back in action.
It gives me a certain satisfaction
To know that you are not in traction
Or have a wisdom tooth impaction;

And...

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Categories: humor, humorous, poetry,

a diddy think 'bout a poet's pussiecat
.

                        ...

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Categories: humorous, metaphor,

Premium Member I Will name the moon Dolly
I woke up inside a capsized boat.
What if I get cut on a coral reef?
What if I get stranded for four years like Tom Hanks?
What...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member The Unexpected Bard
sat a toad by a pond
pondering
of some words 
words of wonder
wondering
then he croaked them
gave his voice
voicing 
and looking up 
saw an audience
rejoicing

and the animals
with a...

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Categories: animal, fun, funny, humorous,

Limericks IX
Limericks IX



Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch

The world’s first antinatalist limerick?

Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...

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Categories: fire, giggle, humor, humorous,

Dabble Dactyls
I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...

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Categories: giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,

rated X Tarzan'z daughter iz mad at me
.

                   jane
     ...

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Categories: humorous, sexy, write,

Tomorrow
Tomorrow I’ll try to do the things
I didn’t do today
For even though I try my best
The time just gets away
There’s mail to write and meals...

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Categories: humorous, time,

Vacationing Ray
There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things