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Mystery Humorous Poems

These Mystery Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Mystery. These are the best examples of Humorous Mystery poems written by international poets.


Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe

My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium,
but the cost of friendship
with yours truly...

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Categories: humorous, 10th grade, 11th grade,



Premium Member Bigfoot
woodland wild conceals the sasquatch
wire-fur man, to hunters, a scarce watch
runaround trails remains the sassy catch
if only, if only... but bigfoot strides quick
wondering if found,...

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Categories: animal, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Dear Fate
Dear Fate,

I hate you. 
I detest you. 
I despise you.
I loathe you in ridicule. 
I reject you outright.
You are no good Fate. I am sure...

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Categories: anger, fate, god, humorous,

Premium Member Reading 2
Reading fun books all day
Renews life with a smile
Romance-tears~mystery
Reading eyes feel heavy
Running book down my lap
Read pages into life
Red hot dreams are in sight...

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Categories: humorous, books, dream, life, red,

Premium Member Reading
I love reading fun books
Life is in the pages
Humor~tears~mystery
Reading eyes feel heavy
Book slips down to my lap
Dreamland I am headed
Pages coming to life...

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Categories: humorous, books, dream, fun, humor,



Premium Member Spiritual Listings
Spiritual Listings

By Mark D. Stucky
HGTV loves flipping homes
for fun and improved listings.
Houses, although important shelters,
are impermanent human structures.

Human spirits, in contrast,
are eternal…but need restoration.
Inspections show...

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Categories: corruption, god, humorous, recovery

Premium Member Margin of Error
Margin of Error

By Mark D. Stucky
If, statistically, Adam and Eve
hadn’t exceeded Eden’s margin of error,
would lambs now be lounging with lions?
Would toothy T-Rexes have been...

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Categories: corruption, god, humorous, recovery

Premium Member Juice Ex Machina
Juice Ex Machina

By Mark D. Stucky
When wine ran out at the wedding in Cana,
why did Mary request and expect Jesus
(who seemed slightly exasperated)
to act as...

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Categories: care, humorous, jesus, judgement,

The End of Flesh
This is way the flesh ends not in burning or dust
Not in a whimper but a scream
As you see I am an Artiste and such,...

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Categories: humorous, allegory, analogy, anger, anxiety,

Premium Member The Invention of Love
The Invention of Love®

By Mark D. Stucky
When did God invent love?
Does God still hold the patent?
If patent protection expired,
is love now public domain?

How could love...

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Categories: humorous, devotion, emotions, love, mystery,

Premium Member A Blinding Conundrum
found atop her head
the disappearing glasses~
a mystery solved...

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Categories: humorous, confusion, fun, funny, humor,

Madura
Take this pizza to Madura
                    ...

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Categories: humorous, crazy, cute, dream, food,

Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Viii
Wonderworks
by Michael R. Burch

History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.


The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect...

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Categories: humorous, fun, funny, funny love,

Premium Member Knock, Knock
Knock, knock ... who is there?
No winds rattle, no rains tap ...
A woodpecker dines...

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Categories: bird, confusion, humor, humorous,

Premium Member My Pretty Colorful Rose Bouquet
The yellow rose is filled with sunshine and joy,  
she says welcome back or good luck.  


The red rose tells a story of...

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Categories: humorous, blue, green, happy, love,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things