Hats

Students wear a mortarboard for graduation Not a deerstalker like Sherlock Holmes If they did, I would have to tip my hat To those with such discriminating domes! If you are a fireman, chef, or police You always must wear the appropriate hat Are you bad or good with a hat black or white, Or are just cowboy hats distinct like that? Not many wear a trapper like Elmer Fudd Or a nifty coonskin cap like Daniel Boone Some wear a Beanie or knitted when cold I just hope they don't wear them too soon! For safety, a hard hat or helmet will do A beret or pillbox sure won't help with that As for me I most recently shaved my head But decided to keep it under my hat!