Funny Humorous Poems

Horse meat’s tender and horse meat’s lean.
Makes the best damn meal that you ever did eat.
It’s cheaper than beef and bigger than goat.
Horse meat is...

Read More

“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
	as his black coffee cooled
	he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...

Read More

One day, Hoonkie came to King Salz's hall,
Demanded a penny, but the king's voice did fall,
He seized the poor Hoonkie, threw him in the gaol,
In...

Read More

You bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...

Read More

I heard a ringing, it must be my phone.
So, off I ran, I was home alone.

I looked high, I looked low.
I even looked in the...

Read More

Reading fun books all day
Renews life with a smile
Romance-tears~mystery
Reading eyes feel heavy
Running book down my lap
Read pages into life
Red hot dreams are in sight...

Read More

I love reading fun books
Life is in the pages
Humor~tears~mystery
Reading eyes feel heavy
Book slips down to my lap
Dreamland I am headed
Pages coming to life...

Read More

Foggy mists engulfed the bright
When raindrops fell throughout the night
The lampposts glowed at midnights dark
When sweethearts kissed at Lover's Park
 
 
A kiss that did...

Read More

In a pretty rose garden we were having tea,                      the butterflies were kissing the flowers...

Read More

Laughter at its fair best
brings reddened eyes, shining tears, and snotty noses
beats the rest

Chuckle or snort
among the riot of roses 
report 

so laugh
none opposes
gaffe!

Laughter at...

Read More

Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...

Read More

Quote By Poet: "God's pretty colors paint a pretty day for us to enjoy."

God paints butterflies
magical colors to see
dancing on flowers.

God paints all flowers
from His...

Read More

Soup bowls and mugs come in all sizes                 ...

Read More

I thought to write you a love poem
and then thought, words need a 
little more – so I thought to paint
you a blossom...then thought, a
picture...

Read More

Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill

Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...

Read More