Funny Humorous Poems

peek-a-boo who’s looking at you
the book on a shelf is calling
the carrot makes eyes
the watermelon cries
and the dog juggles balls in the morning

peek-a-boo who’s shouting...

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Jack Traven, on a bus, quite distressed,
Said, "This speed limit's truly a test!"
He'd leap and he'd dash,
With a panicked mustache,
"And where's my next donut? I'm...

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Brave Hanks, 'midst the Normandy storm,
Led his men, keeping them warm.
He'd yell, "Find that Ryan!"
While inwardly sighin',
"My pension? Is that the new form?"

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(Tom Hanks in...

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Butler, as Clyde, with plans quite insane,
Said, "Justice? I'll cause you some pain!"
He'd plot and he'd scheme,
A vengeful extreme,
Then, "My lawyer? He's driving me sane!"

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(Gerard...

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the silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search 
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night

the common oak 
a wise...

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John Cutter, with nerves made of steel,
Said, "These terrorists, they've made a bad deal!"
He'd kick, punch, and flip,
With a cool, steady grip,
"Always bet on black,"...

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Frank Farmer, with stern, watchful eyes,
Said, "This pop star, I'll keep from surprise!"
But her fans, quite intense,
Caused his hair to condense,
"I just wanted a job,...

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Jaguar Paw, with a run and a leap,
From his hunters, he'd constantly creep.
Through jungles so dense,
With incredible sense,
"This chase," he thought, "makes me go to...

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Larry Bird, with his trash talk so fine,
Would shoot from the corner, on time.
With a smirk and a stare,
He'd just stand right there,
"That's a three,...

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jam in a sandwich
jam upon toast
jam in puff pastry
jam Sunday roast

jam in a donut
jam served with fries
jam on a cracker
jam curry and rice

jam mash potato
jam...

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Crow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities

Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend...

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several crazy clowns of different cults
craved to commit crimes for luxury 
careless critical calculations are causing
crucial conflict with cashless returns
concern with catching several cases
candles and...

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I bought me a horse from a feller named Clyde,
said, "She’s gentle and sweet, just a joy for to ride."
Well, "Maybe" she was, and maybe...

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I saw her in a meadow high
Where red flowers touch the sky
Her eyes were mournful, so much inside
I looked within, skepticism died

(chorus)
I'm in love with...

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I announce a decree,
overactive bladder, pee frequently.
I must haste to and fro,
because I just really have to go.
Gangway, vacate the loo,
or I'm going to splash...

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