Funny Humorous Poems
These Funny Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Humorous Funny poems written by international poets.
The Lost CanaryThere was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...
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Categories:
bird, friend, funny, humorous,
Decked Out on Deck Four
On a cruise, she danced wild on the deck,
Slipped and flashed all the way to Quebec.
The captain just stared,
Then shyly declared,
“Ma’am, this is not how...
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Categories:
humorous, fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Heroics of the day
Oh, hail the champions of the couch potato throne,
Whose true inspiration is laziness alone!
From the depths of sloth, great inventions arise,...
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Categories:
funny, humorous, light,
A Ticklish Situation
Call me fickle
no doubt about it
I’m in a pickle
a firkin full of gherkin
quite a quandary
tho' still a dill
the question isn’t funny
it’s ridiculous
others may tickle us
yet...
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Categories:
how i feel, humorous,
Hotty to NaughtyHotty to notty—
That’s a bad thing, bro.
Hotty to naughty—
Now that’s a good way to go.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.
Hotty to notty—
Their looks go bad.
Hotty to...
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Categories:
funny love, humorous, nonsense,
Cranium Composure CompromisedCalendar commences, conviviality,
kids kvetch knishes cold,
cantaloupe crappy,
kids constantly crunching cookies,
cake, candy.
Could kayaking, canoeing, camping
in Canada cure cantankerous
children's contention?
Can caddying at the country club
conquer kid's complaining?
chaos...
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Categories:
humorous, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Mr Flip-Flop
Going barefoot feels fine at the time
and wearing shoes do too
but sometimes I need something light
something not quite so tight only sandals will do
going barefoot...
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Categories:
fun, humorous, silly, word
Ode to the Voice I Never Wanted to HearOh, the joy of telemarketers,
Who call you up without a care,
With offers they believe are clever,
But really just provoke despair.
They call with grand insurance plans,
Covid...
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Categories:
business, funny, hello, humorous,
The Fly on the WallThe despicable fly thinks he is tall
Because he landed so high on the wall
But I’m about to show him just how small
He truly is when...
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funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The Other Side of the PillowIn the dark of night, where dreams bear bloom,
and silence reigns in my shadowed room,
my pillow waits, serene, composed,
awaiting my sleepy head to doze.
Beneath my...
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Categories:
humorous, dream, funny, good night,
Lawn CareThe sun is high in the summer sky
And no clouds to be seen
The grass is high neath the summer sky
And growing tall and green
The mower...
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Categories:
fantasy, funny, garden, humorous,
Emma and DeaconEmma, Empress of Unicorn Empire,
esprit de corps of elementary school,
expeditious at exaggerating expression,
eagerly extending empathy of enormous embrace,
endless enthusiasm, exuberant existence.
Deacon, Duke of derring-do,
diligently, doggedly...
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Categories:
humorous, 7th grade, 8th grade,
Hanging a Picture“Let’s hang this heavy picture,”
I heard my wife say to me.
Giving her a claw hammer
I put a steel nail up high.
“When I nod my head,...
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funny, humor, humorous,
Best Medicine
Tickle my fancy
tickle my toes
tickle my funny bone
(both elbows)
put a smile in my life
a laugh let me hear
place a grin on my face
(from ear to...
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fun, humorous, silly, word
Plato and the Poet
Poetry, Plato says know it;
"Go," though, he says to the poet.
It's good to be good,
But be understood,
Best if you never do show it....
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Categories:
funny, history, humor, humorous,