Funny Humorous Poems
These Funny Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Humorous Funny poems written by international poets.
The Gigglephant And Giraffalaugha gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...
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humorous, animal, funny, nonsense, silly,
Tweety IIIDid I tell you, sweetie,
About my grandpa Tweety?
See how you feel
In a cage, you heel,
While I'm off in Tahiti!...
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humorous, bird, cat, funny, humor,
Two, One, or ZeroTwo wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Odder on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were...
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humorous, animal, dog, funny, humor,
VoyageBy Poet: "A blue carpet as far as we can see. My child I call it an Ocean."
I could not stay,
just needed to run away.
Being...
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Categories:
humorous, blue, day, goodbye, happy,
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...
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humorous, bird, cat, giggle, home,
Wounded SighIt's Hell twenty-third century, they con Troll,
got shot in the brain nothing vital,
though my mind's at a loss an absence, helloo,
I am but a guess...
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funny, giggle, humorous, imagery,
Thunder
I will roar,
I am not a bore.
My loud sound may put you on the floor,
or hiding behind a door.
They tell children I am angels bowling,
no...
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humorous, angel, child, fun, rain,
Interview With A Grain of Sand
Me: How did you start out?
Sand: I was born a rock. About 5 inches round and weighting
about a six pounds.
Me: Now did you become...
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humorous, feelings, love, sea, sun,
BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.
One...
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Categories:
humorous, child, friend, heaven, love,
UpliftingBy Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."
Under the bright blue sky
Pretty flowers are blooming to catch your eye
Lifting their many colors...
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humorous, beauty, blue, flower, love,
Spring Ethereal Lanterns
Winter has gone to sleep,
fast asleep for another year.
Spring has opened it's eyes,
for a new season.
The cold of the winter,
has turned into cool and warm...
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humorous, beauty, birth, flower, friend,
Silent but DeadlySilent but Deadly (Written 2014)
In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay,
Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array.
With a glimmer that...
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Categories:
fun, humorous, old,
Driftwood - A Brief Fantasy Adventuresculptured hobo of the sea
a pirate’s swashbuckling adventure
siren, kraken, leviathan
or some other ocean creature
but now enjoying retirement
as peaceful a garden feature
...
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humorous, adventure, fantasy, fun, garden,
I Wish I Had
I have been forced,
to love people I hate.
I wish I had,
only loving people around me.
My ego has been cut,
cut with a very sharp knife many...
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Categories:
humorous, hate, love, people, smile,
March
Quote By Poet "March will start Spring off with a big smile."
March is a great time of the year,
they even serve green beer.
March...
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Categories:
humorous, flower, fun, green, heaven,