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Funny Humorous Poems

These Funny Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Humorous Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Just Eat Horses
Horse meat’s tender and horse meat’s lean.
Makes the best damn meal that you ever did eat.
It’s cheaper than beef and bigger than goat.
Horse meat is...

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Categories: horse, humorous,

Premium Member You Look Nice
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
	as his black coffee cooled
	he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...

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Categories: humorous, father daughter, fun, funny,

One day Hoonkie came to King Salz's hall
One day, Hoonkie came to King Salz's hall,
Demanded a penny, but the king's voice did fall,
He seized the poor Hoonkie, threw him in the gaol,

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Categories: humorous, funny, humor, satire,

Fruit Leather
You bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...

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Categories: humorous, fruit, humor, satire,

Premium Member Find my phone
I heard a ringing, it must be my phone.
So, off I ran, I was home alone.

I looked high, I looked low.
I even looked in the...

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Categories: funny, humorous,

Premium Member Reading 2
Reading fun books all day
Renews life with a smile
Reading eyes feel heavy
Running book down my lap
Read pages into life
Red hot dreams are in sight...

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Categories: humorous, books, dream, life, red,

Premium Member Reading
I love reading fun books
Life is in the pages
Reading eyes feel heavy
Book slips down to my lap
Dreamland I am headed
Pages coming to life...

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Categories: humorous, books, dream, fun, humor,

Premium Member It Happened On A Rainy Night-Collaboration
Foggy mists engulfed the bright
When raindrops fell throughout the night
The lampposts glowed at midnights dark
When sweethearts kissed at Lover's Park
A kiss that did...

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Categories: humorous, good night, kiss, love,

Premium Member Would you love me if I wasn't a poet?
In a pretty rose garden we were having tea,                      the butterflies were kissing the flowers...

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Categories: humorous, garden, poetry, poets, writing,

Premium Member Laugh
Laughter at its fair best
brings reddened eyes, shining tears, and snotty noses
beats the rest

Chuckle or snort
among the riot of roses 

so laugh
none opposes

Laughter at...

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Categories: feelings, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Snow White
Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...

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Categories: fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,

Premium Member Colorful
Quote By Poet: "God's pretty colors paint a pretty day for us to enjoy."

God paints butterflies
magical colors to see
dancing on flowers.

God paints all flowers
from His...

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Categories: humorous, animal, beauty, butterfly, flower,

Premium Member Onion Soup
Soup bowls and mugs come in all sizes                 ...

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Categories: humorous, food, fun, humor, sleep,

Premium Member Letting Go Gracefully
I thought to write you a love poem
and then thought, words need a 
little more – so I thought to paint
you a blossom...then thought, a

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Categories: humorous, cute, feelings, forgiveness, funny

Premium Member Gentle Jim
Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill

Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...

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Categories: humorous, crazy, death, funeral, funny,