Funny Humorous Poems
These Funny Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Humorous Funny poems written by international poets.
Just Eat Horses
Horse meat’s tender and horse meat’s lean.
Makes the best damn meal that you ever did eat.
It’s cheaper than beef and bigger than goat.
Horse meat is...
You Look Nice
humorous, father daughter, fun, funny,
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
as his black coffee cooled
he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...
One day Hoonkie came to King Salz's hall
humorous, funny, humor, satire,
One day, Hoonkie came to King Salz's hall,
Demanded a penny, but the king's voice did fall,
He seized the poor Hoonkie, threw him in the gaol,
humorous, fruit, humor, satire,
You bite that apple!
Give it a go, put on a show
There is no shame
You said shame is a sham
And clams are happy
Do they hop or...
Find my phone
I heard a ringing, it must be my phone.
So, off I ran, I was home alone.
I looked high, I looked low.
I even looked in the...
humorous, books, dream, life, red,
Reading fun books all day
Renews life with a smile
Reading eyes feel heavy
Running book down my lap
Read pages into life
Red hot dreams are in sight...
humorous, books, dream, fun, humor,
I love reading fun books
Life is in the pages
Reading eyes feel heavy
Book slips down to my lap
Dreamland I am headed
Pages coming to life...
It Happened On A Rainy Night-Collaboration
humorous, good night, kiss, love,
Foggy mists engulfed the bright
When raindrops fell throughout the night
The lampposts glowed at midnights dark
When sweethearts kissed at Lover's Park
A kiss that did...
Would you love me if I wasn't a poet?
humorous, garden, poetry, poets, writing,
In a pretty rose garden we were having tea, the butterflies were kissing the flowers...
feelings, funny, humor, humorous,
Laughter at its fair best
brings reddened eyes, shining tears, and snotty noses
beats the rest
Chuckle or snort
among the riot of roses
fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,
Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...
humorous, animal, beauty, butterfly, flower,
Quote By Poet: "God's pretty colors paint a pretty day for us to enjoy."
God paints butterflies
magical colors to see
dancing on flowers.
God paints all flowers
humorous, food, fun, humor, sleep,
Soup bowls and mugs come in all sizes ...
Letting Go Gracefully
humorous, cute, feelings, forgiveness, funny
I thought to write you a love poem
and then thought, words need a
little more – so I thought to paint
you a blossom...then thought, a
humorous, crazy, death, funeral, funny,
Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill
Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...