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Funny Humorous Poems

These Funny Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Humorous Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Peek-A-Boo Who’s Looking At You
peek-a-boo who’s looking at you
the book on a shelf is calling
the carrot makes eyes
the watermelon cries
and the dog juggles balls in the morning

peek-a-boo who’s shouting...

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Categories: crazy, fun, funny, humorous,



Reeves's Rapid Transit and Donut Distress

Jack Traven, on a bus, quite distressed,
Said, "This speed limit's truly a test!"
He'd leap and he'd dash,
With a panicked mustache,
"And where's my next donut? I'm...

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Categories: humorous, film, fun, funny, hilarious,

Hanks's Heroics and His Retirement Worries

Brave Hanks, 'midst the Normandy storm,
Led his men, keeping them warm.
He'd yell, "Find that Ryan!"
While inwardly sighin',
"My pension? Is that the new form?"

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(Tom Hanks in...

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Categories: humorous, film, fun, funny, hilarious,

Shelton's Vengeance and His Lawyer's Sanity

Butler, as Clyde, with plans quite insane,
Said, "Justice? I'll cause you some pain!"
He'd plot and he'd scheme,
A vengeful extreme,
Then, "My lawyer? He's driving me sane!"

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(Gerard...

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Categories: humorous, film, fun, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Trees
the silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search 
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night

the common oak 
a wise...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,



Terrorists' Terrible Travel Troubles

John Cutter, with nerves made of steel,
Said, "These terrorists, they've made a bad deal!"
He'd kick, punch, and flip,
With a cool, steady grip,
"Always bet on black,"...

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Categories: humorous, film, fun, funny, hilarious,

The Bodyguard's Ballad of Bizarre Behavior

Frank Farmer, with stern, watchful eyes,
Said, "This pop star, I'll keep from surprise!"
But her fans, quite intense,
Caused his hair to condense,
"I just wanted a job,...

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Categories: humorous, film, fun, funny, hilarious,

The Relentless Run and the Restless Rhyme

Jaguar Paw, with a run and a leap,
From his hunters, he'd constantly creep.
Through jungles so dense,
With incredible sense,
"This chase," he thought, "makes me go to...

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Categories: humorous, film, fun, funny, hilarious,

Corner Shots and Clever Quip

Larry Bird, with his trash talk so fine,
Would shoot from the corner, on time.
With a smirk and a stare,
He'd just stand right there,
"That's a three,...

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Categories: humorous, basketball, fun, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Today’s Menu - Food Specials
jam in a sandwich
jam upon toast
jam in puff pastry
jam Sunday roast

jam in a donut
jam served with fries
jam on a cracker
jam curry and rice

jam mash potato
jam...

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Categories: humorous, food, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Advanced Birdwatching For Beginners
Crow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities

Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend...

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Categories: bird, fun, funny, humorous,

Crazy Clowns
several crazy clowns of different cults
craved to commit crimes for luxury 
careless critical calculations are causing
crucial conflict with cashless returns
concern with catching several cases
candles and...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous,

The Horse Named Maybe
I bought me a horse from a feller named Clyde,
said, "She’s gentle and sweet, just a joy for to ride."
Well, "Maybe" she was, and maybe...

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Categories: funny, horse, humorous, parody,

Premium Member Big Blue Cow
I saw her in a meadow high
Where red flowers touch the sky
Her eyes were mournful, so much inside
I looked within, skepticism died

(chorus)
I'm in love with...

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Categories: humorous, feelings, funny love, humor,

Premium Member Pissy-Pants
I announce a decree,
overactive bladder, pee frequently.
I must haste to and fro,
because I just really have to go.
Gangway, vacate the loo,
or I'm going to splash...

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Categories: humorous, 6th grade, 7th grade,


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