Wife Humor Poems

Now you have gone away,
I have not much to say.
Remembering sitting on the bay, 
even when the big clouds were gray.
I know you could not...

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I went for my early morning run,
just me and my young son.
It was to be a lot of fun,
then home for a hot cross bun.
We...

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Disasters have plagued our planet since the dawn of time 
When primitive creatures rose from primordial slime 
And a comet came down to hit a...

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Nervous I sat,
waiting to be called.
I wasn’t sure what it was he said,
but it meant a lot to me.
Then I realized,
he was not talking to...

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Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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None of my shrunken heads are happy the tribal chief said.
Was he not quite upside up in his own oversized head?
Did he not know that...

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"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love." Sophocles, Greek Poet 

How is the tender word love...

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I love the end of the day,
when the sun want to climb into bed.
The moon will be rising soon,
showing off it's big bright face.

 

The...

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Quote By Poet: "Don't Let Books or Poems Become A Thing Of The Past."

A bookstore I can not pass up,
I need a new book I...

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Quote By Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."

Here in a lovely garden we sit,
growing very close-knit.
Our faces of pretty color,
are bigger...

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Some folks, for fun, collect stamps or cook.
Others may seek lofty mountains to climb.
Erudite people might well pen a book, 
But I'm happiest when I...

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They say all men need a hero.
Mine lived primarily on gorp.
So, listen long and listen slow
To the sad tale of Oglethorpe.

He was bigger than a...

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Prophetess
Miracle Man
4/20/2024

My wife said, Honey, hearing aids will change your life,
She was right, they did. Now I’m 5 grand poorer and have to take a...

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Life with it's ups and down's
I love you day and night
Family and friends make
Every moment extra special...

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The forest man

He had bought a cabin in the woods near a lake
he planned to go there after his divorce 
with no demand on his...

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