Son Humor Poems

   ~ Rapid Rap-style Chant ~  

  Pass over, Pass over, pass out
  Pass over, Pass over, pass out
 ...

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Vroom-vroom with my special child
Zooming high in his plane-car
Hep-hurray! He’s the pilot…
Bless our flight, Lord. Vroom!...

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"Tom, Tom the piper's son
Stole a pig and away he run.
The pig was eat,
And Tom was beat,
And Tom went crying down the street."

Now, this rhyme,
For...

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It's world book day and all through the land,
Mums and dads have their head in their hands,
Cos the kids told them at bed time as...

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They talk about how the country these days,
has fallen into such a Goddamn mess.
It’s worse than anyone has ever seen,
must have forgot the seventies, I...

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My Best Friend Canine Valentine

We love our Newfoundlander Mo to pieces
Slobbery greetings drench my wife, son and nieces
A hound sweet and chivalrous
A French kiss he’ll...

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                The Leader Speaks:

I just make believe I am a...

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Of late I find myself talking at length 
to my dog – just “puppy talk” at first.
Then with a more grown-up vocabulary
 
most doting dog-owners...

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Unexpected Coming

By Mark D. Stucky

“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)

Nobody...

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Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

We all know,
There’s more to go,
About...

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When I grow up I want to be a nutcracker my son said.
I thought he meant ballerina, was he right in the head?
It’s not because...

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He threw a very fast pitch
That landed him in a small ditch
After a batter's hit
Caused His hair to split
Then he yelled out son of a...

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My son Jacob, he follows traditions
  Religious, he has certain ambitions

    He prays to God three times a day
  ...

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While I was stumbling through the garden, 
on one drunken night this last week past.
I came upon a shimmering path, 
that I didn’t see when...

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In the morning I sit
remembering Longchenpa's advice 
to observe thoughts with awareness
like an old man, basking in the sun,
watching children play.
And it's easy to effortlessly...

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