I Want To Be a Nutcracker

When I grow up I want to be a nutcracker my son said.
I thought he meant ballerina, was he right in the head?
It’s not because he’s a male but he simply can’t dance.
As his mother I hoped that someone would give him a chance.

I will hire him said grandma, all of my older squirrel friends will too.
Our teeth are worn out and rotten, it is so hard to chew!
He began his career at the age of twenty-two.
He opens all of their nuts with hatchets of yellow, red and blue.
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Lawless Avatar
September 25, 2023 at 7:48 AM
FANTASTIC TITLE.....and a humorous take on the subject....
Krutsinger Avatar
September 25, 2023 at 12:31 PM
Thank you John
Lane Avatar
September 24, 2023 at 11:16 AM
I love this,Caren! Would you mind if I use your title and give you credit?
Lane Avatar
September 25, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Thanks, Caren. You’re a sweetheart.
Krutsinger Avatar
September 25, 2023 at 12:31 PM
You may use my title but do not feel you have to ever give me credit.
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