Funny Humor Poems
These Funny Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Humor Funny poems written by international poets.
God Sends Pets Without Wings"God sends pets without wings so no one will suspect they are angels ..." Unkown
Angels come in all sizes
Never knowing when they will appear
Great fur coats to...
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humor, day, friend, fun, love,
Admire A Summer Flower - Sunflower
Sunny and bright are your colors
Using your pretty face to wear
Never a frown always a smile on your
Face of pedals showing
Love for us to enjoy
On...
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humor, beauty, drink, love, smile,
Conversations with my Son
He’s got plans to meet his friend,
And he’s putting things in his pockets, his wallet, his keys, a set of dice.
‘I can’t forget these dice’...
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child, funny, humor, mother
The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee
That bee just...
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humor, drink, food, friend, giggle,
light humorThere once was a fellow named Will,
Whose nose was exceedingly ill.
He sneezed with great force,
And altered his course,
he's orbiting Jupiter still!
There once was a lady...
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humor,
CAPTAIN FEARLESSA man that is supposed to be a Super Hero
Is really a zero
No courage
Unable to protect and defend
All pretend
Fearless not ready for any challenge
No leverage
At...
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humor, change, character, feelings, funny,
When Silence Speaks - POTD
Now you have gone away,
I have not much to say.
Remembering sitting on the bay,
even when the big clouds were gray.
I know you could not...
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humor, bird, day, dream, love,
Disaster
I went for my early morning run,
just me and my young son.
It was to be a lot of fun,
then home for a hot cross bun.
We...
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humor, fun, giggle, mom, son,
Journey of the Escargot-Funny Limerick Poetry Contest~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Henry carried his house on his back,
He could get up and leave, no need to pack.
Although travel was slow
For this escargot
He traveled alone, made...
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humor, journey,
When the Urge Strikes - For JanJill was out on a leisurely stroll
When she suddenly needed to go
Her thighs she tightly squeezed
And headed for the trees
But tripped and fell, pants now...
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funny, humor,
A Hooked Fish
Nervous I sat,
waiting to be called.
I wasn’t sure what it was he said,
but it meant a lot to me.
Then I realized,
he was not talking to...
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humor, me, scary, spoken word,
I Can't Believe I Thought ThatI can't believe I thought that.
Where did it even come from, oh god I feel like a rat.
I mean it just came out of nowhere
Waiting...
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crazy, feelings, funny, humor,
PropitiationI had lunch with Randy, between classes today. It was a perfect day. The sky was an infinite, capri blue, the wind was stirring the...
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friendship, humor, school, student,
Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...
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humor, giggle, song, time, uplifting,
Love"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love." Sophocles, Greek Poet
How is the tender word love...
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humor, cry, day, family, food,