Funny Humor Poems

you always notice black marks on the floor
checking, in case they scurried with evilness
but don’t look at me, no no no, I double-took 
earlier and...

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Sheriff Koplin was woken up by a loud trumpeting sound
Grabbed his Winchester and prepared to stand his ground
A huge elephant was walking by it took...

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I haven’t heard from you in a few days
My heart is certainly ablaze
And you’re probably acrazed
Somewhere.

My gosh, you haven’t changed your ways
My friend, frankly, I...

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Ocean the blue cat 
likes to suck on random toes 
taste the salty sweat 
 
...

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hanging slipping falling dream

smashing waking hearing scream

no wonder i dont snore

i'm down here on the floor

guest beds like a balance beam.
...

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I'm a pro-cyclist, and I despise people with flab
So it hurts that my folks don't walk, they'd rather take a cab.
I describe my races at...

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To be able to laugh is a great boon
All inhibitions it will melt down soon
Jan practices that funny art,
And gives her life a kick start
Her...

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the spider
he, with cotton in his bottom
for the silken manufacture
dressing flies he likes to capture
in the evening wear for dinner
oh the spider, what a spinner

the...

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Mr Clinton, why did you tell white lies? 
We all cried, mother thought you were so wise 
You made me feel so silly 
I gave...

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Not all keep law
I just saw one
Noisy crow caw....

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An unconventional comedian
Indian born comic Spike Milligan
His dark humour in sketches
Had the people in stitches
Without doubt was a very funny man.

When his friend Harry Secombe...

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Fogarty Nostril was a walking rigmarole 
though on the whole, a lonely soul
in magic, wizardry and alchemy 
his complex way was frighteningly
fussy and bothersome, often...

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a cross between
 a crocodile and a washing machine

a cross between
 a poorly snowman and a pot of cream

a cross between
 a flamboyant preacher and...

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Clever in my literacy 
Impaired in my itinerary 
Noted for variety 
Daunting in my propriety 
A jaunting of notoriety 
For wanting serenity 
exempted from purity
Quaint...

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Please bring in the clowns

bring in the those happy fools

bring in the clowns

bring in the fun times

bring in the witty puns and clever rhymes

I don't...

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