Funny Humor Poems

Walking in the wilderness 
I ran into a bear
He had yellow eyes
And purple hair

He was in front of his house
Living by a lake
He was standing...

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Was I maudlin over our breakup? For a minute.

If I think of you now, it’s like a slideshow of unflattering images.

At the time, my breakup...

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Wonderworks
by Michael R. Burch

History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.


The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect...

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LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VII

Fair Elle was an eely lover
who squiggled beneath the covers ...
She was hard to pin down!
When I did it, she’d...

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LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI

On the Horns of a Dilemma (I)
by Michael R. Burch

Love has become preposterous
for the over-endowed rhinoceros:
when he meets the right...

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LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE V

Less Heroic Couplets: Word to the Unwise
by Michael R. Burch

I wanted to be good as gold,
but being good, as I’ve...

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Little upstart, young showboat
Lots of bluster full of gloat,
Been there minutes, thinks he knows,
Blind ambition and it shows.

They say he's bright and tough to boot,
Compared...

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Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy...

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Sala Lun hai kay maanta nahi,
Ye bay qarari kyun ho rahi hai,
Oye Hoye Lund jaanta hi nahi,
Sala Lun hai kay maanta nahi.
Note.Lun Lun Lun fire...

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I Hit Your Car


I hit your car in the parking lot. 
I was there and you were not. 
So I write this note as the...

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(follow-up to Rx. for mean poem)
I teased the tiger, perhaps out of spite.
I teased the tiger so he took a little bite.
Life is full of...

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is the flesh on the leg and thigh of the human 
dark meat
or is the hands and feet

the mortician says he doesn’t know
funerals are not...

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Learning word meanings is fun indeed
as laughter bursts out from wisdom* seed…
"Her pink pen writes so well
while his dog pen does smell
thanks to Aunt Pen...

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Jack And Sue's Fling In Park

Jack wanted to hit the ball with Sue
Though his bat was small he liked to woo
Sue liked long fly balls
Ones...

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Echo world behind the glass,
I make the same faces I did at twelve.
The grinning Cheshire Cat 
with teeth like piano keys,
mendacious and coy
because viewing my...

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