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Funny Humor Poems

These Funny Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Humor Funny poems written by international poets.


Making New Friends
Walking in the wilderness 
I ran into a bear
He had yellow eyes
And purple hair

He was in front of his house
Living by a lake
He was standing...

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Categories: humor, funny,



shooting birds at the moon
Was I maudlin over our breakup? For a minute.

If I think of you now, it’s like a slideshow of unflattering images.

At the time, my breakup...

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Categories: absence, break up, humor,

LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VIII
Wonderworks
by Michael R. Burch

History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.


The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect...

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Categories: humor, fun, funny, funny love,

LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VII
LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VII

Fair Elle was an eely lover
who squiggled beneath the covers ...
She was hard to pin down!
When I did it, she’d...

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Categories: humor, fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,

LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI
LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI

On the Horns of a Dilemma (I)
by Michael R. Burch

Love has become preposterous
for the over-endowed rhinoceros:
when he meets the right...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, humor,



LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE V
LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE V

Less Heroic Couplets: Word to the Unwise
by Michael R. Burch

I wanted to be good as gold,
but being good, as I’ve...

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Categories: humor, funny, funny love, giggle,

Premium Member DeSanctimonius jumps in - in Trump's own words
Little upstart, young showboat
Lots of bluster full of gloat,
Been there minutes, thinks he knows,
Blind ambition and it shows.

They say he's bright and tough to boot,
Compared...

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Categories: funny, humor, leadership, parody,

Rhyming Scheme
Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy...

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Categories: crazy, funny, humor, rap,

Nursery Rhyme
Sala Lun hai kay maanta nahi,
Ye bay qarari kyun ho rahi hai,
Oye Hoye Lund jaanta hi nahi,
Sala Lun hai kay maanta nahi.
Note.Lun Lun Lun fire...

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© Anna Lena  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, abuse, anxiety, fun, funny,

Premium Member I Hit Your Car
I Hit Your Car


I hit your car in the parking lot. 
I was there and you were not. 
So I write this note as the...

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Categories: car, funny, humor,

Premium Member I teased the tiger
(follow-up to Rx. for mean poem)
I teased the tiger, perhaps out of spite.
I teased the tiger so he took a little bite.
Life is full of...

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Categories: animal, humor, mental health,

Premium Member DARK OR WHITE
is the flesh on the leg and thigh of the human 
dark meat
or is the hands and feet

the mortician says he doesn’t know
funerals are not...

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Categories: care, discrimination, funny, humor,

Premium Member WORD MEANING
Learning word meanings is fun indeed
as laughter bursts out from wisdom* seed…
"Her pink pen writes so well
while his dog pen does smell
thanks to Aunt Pen...

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Categories: appreciation, christian, fun, humor,

Premium Member Jack And Sue's Fling In Park
Jack And Sue's Fling In Park

Jack wanted to hit the ball with Sue
Though his bat was small he liked to woo
Sue liked long fly balls
Ones...

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Categories: baseball, humor,

Premium Member Performer Behind the Glass
Echo world behind the glass,
I make the same faces I did at twelve.
The grinning Cheshire Cat 
with teeth like piano keys,
mendacious and coy
because viewing my...

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Categories: character, funny, humor, image,