Humerus Poems - Poems about Humerus

Heal Thyself O Patient - II

...Proffered no reprieve, led was I like cow 
By clinic’s nurse to slaughterhouse, I thought, 
The wise me cursing the rebel me now, 
All mute, betwixt devil-pain-and-doc caught. 
Take thermal waves...

Humorous

...
                        When someone stumbles and falls on their ass;
            we find their predicament humorous.
And even though it is considered crass,
the people caught laughing are numer...

Holy Communion

...A vicar once said to a nun
Why don’t you and me have some fun
She yawned and said, “Look,
I’ve got the good book,
So, just let me know when you're done.”

*

19 May 2023
Con...

Justice Disarmed

...Full of fascination, awe, and strange mystery,
a legend from some languishing law history…
He cracked open the case to see if credible,
when tastes for each other turned to the edible.

Valuing ...

A Bone To Pick

...
Humorous? This could be one;
rhyming rules are numerous,
jumping through hoops nearly fun
as bumping your humerus…


An Ae Freislighe, an Irish quatrain with abab and 2-sy...

Prizes

...The other day I got a flyer
Because I am a frequent flier 
And, as you have already guessed 
It said I was an 'honoured guest' 
In fact, the 'most important one' 
And a 'special prize' I had won...

Theory In Crisis: Ii

...If function is king, then there aren’t any Types,
but the living show us that’s simply not true.
The class tree is ordered according to forms
and not by the functions a critter can do.

So here’...

Dance With Your Skeletons

...Dance with your skeletons
Fling the closet doors wide 
Throw open the blinds
Let the sunshine inside

Dance with your skeletons
You know that I’m right
For they have no backbone
When held to ...

Bone Sore

...From marrow to vein the thin thread of memory drags another new malignancy out into the light.
I shall tuck it, as a gift, within Destot’s space and leave it to harden and calcify until it’s colour ...

The Wife of Bath Made Me Laugh

...The Wife of Bath
       She made me laugh
     Can't recall now precisely why

     It's something she stirred
       with her foot in her mouth
     and humerus in gooseberry pie...

The Skeletal Poem

...The human skeleton,
is made up of 206 bones
By jove, they are hard,
as if made of stones!

The brain you think with
is in the Skull or Cranium,
the Maxilla and the Mandible
are for chewing bu...

Ball and Chain

...Hassan harbours hard-worn hardship in his heavy homeless heart

Drones dereliction devastation and dire disintegration of daring dreams

Dear daughter dead at dawn Delisiha demised dismembered de...

Humor

...Humor is easy to explain, 
It often comes from pain.
A leg broken times numerous,
Fractured my ribs, so humerus.
Because it's all about perspective,
You prospectively prospective-

Actually, I...

Ins and Outs Part 3

...Author's note: This is an epic length poem that will have to be split into parts and will be serialized in successive posts.

Part 3


our subject awoke 
while still dark everywhere
dark with ...

A Body At Work

...I was working out back, while under the palms
I've a tendon-cy to stand under the limbs
to focus my eyes, and digest the surrounding glands...

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