Funny Human Poems

I am a human of skin and bone
That has always felt alone
My parents ruled with fear
A heavy use of fists when near

Autism limited me to...

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the universe exists
to give humans a backstory
- no humans, no universe
it’s all heads
in the shape of our heads

history could be made up
and I know people...

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Tears in the Crowds

A tyrant on a corrupt throne 
A sheep about to become a genetic clone
A weary traveller far away from home 
A heroin...

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I would like a human jester the tiger king announced.
The rest of the court laughed, and a cousin was pounced.
What would we do with a...

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feel like I have asked.............what does deja vu mean...

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funny this species of ours
who invites her friends to tea with poison.
I've been to this party for so long with a taste of solitude
that now...

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You hear it all the time these days,
people talk of communities,
but then when you heard what they say
you can’t help but think it’s funny,
they don’t...

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I’m only human
known to have put
my foot in my mouth
more than a few times

it’s why I hesitate to speak up
I fear regretting things I might...

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Tramadah was trying to explain
Halloween to her black cat, Jermaine.
Two legged creatures go house to house.
May try to catch you. You could cough up a...

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They pass my window every day
the young, the old, the tired, the grey,
the little woman going to church,
the teenage lover left in the lurch,
the silver...

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Most mornings when I walk I am fortunate to be graced
by the same rabbit…at the same time…in exactly the same place.

It’s difficult to read a...

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The human ego, a deadly thing; it convinces we’re better,
more powerful, creators who have no limits and we believe its’ lies.

Greed = ego,
hate - ego
selfishness...

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What if cup cakes?
Would eat humans!

What would the world be like?

What if dogs drove cars
And cats and mouse drunk from the same jar...

What if the...

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Since remarks from the T.V, and a stocking of my soul to breathe... 

I relax eagerly when I await the heat and see that nothing...

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Brian Johnston
April 3, 2019

Poet’s Note:
I hope the reader will appreciate the fact that I do not claim that
the title is crap free!...

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