Clerihew Hogg
James Hogg king of the 'fairy school's
a nature poet oh so cool
Often used Scots vernacular
so best heard in particular
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Categories:
hogg, people, poetry,
Form: Clerihew
Boss Hogg
Boss Hogg was the greatest fraud to be found
The most corrupt politician around
He finagled and he lied
So crooked that when he died
That they had to
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Categories:
hogg, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Phil Hogg
Phil embraced his disability when he acquired it,
And took up the disability sport of para-triathlon,
Where you swim, cycle and race a set distance:
He broke his back in 1991 in a cycling incident.
His nickname at school was Oggy, he was cool,
And is tattooed with Elvis, the king and the man,
He’s from
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Categories:
hogg, race, sports, strength, water,
Form: Blank verse
I'M Boss Hogg
I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me, you're going to get took.
Lulu is my wife and she's even fatter than me.
I'm going to hire a hitman so
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Categories:
hogg, funny,
Form: Rhyme
I'M Boss Hogg
I'm Boss Hogg and Rosco keeps trying to eat my food.
It's been my dream to see Daisy Duke in the nude.
The Duke boys keep fighting me because I'm a crook.
If you do business with me, you're going to get took.
Lulu is my wife and she's even fatter than me.
I'm going to hire a hitman so
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Categories:
hogg, funny,
Form: Rhyme