Hillbillies Poems - Poems about Hillbillies

...Hillbillies got a dairy cow and trained it up right It mooed and bellowed all through the first night Drank some moonshine and did a crazy petootsie dance. So silly and funny, the fireflies flitte......Read the rest...

...The cake was sitting too close to the steak The steak was done well, which was a mistake The cake began melting, and the candles fell off Worse yet, said grandma, your uncle gave it a cough We ......Read the rest...

...The Ozarks is filled with barefoot hillbillies, so it says in all them old books. We are all just lazy, stupid, and silly, least that’s how they make us look. Layin’ on a creek bank chewing on ......Read the rest...

...I was born in Sunny Southern California, in the hottest month of the year! cries out my mother. California is known for its drought season; one we just came out of, it lasted four years. Imagine no......Read the rest...

...Channel Five calls mayoral candidate Goots a bully. He is referred to as the AntiChrist on Channel Three Someone on the air yells “liar, liar, pants on fire.” This is the best news we find on our......Read the rest...

...Legend of goat man of pop lick trestle prominent in the stories of mountain folk blue grass anomaly seen by a few chilling bluegrass spotters who become hypnotized some local hillbillies affect......Read the rest...

...Her elegant art nouveau staircase was designed by Ede Magyar We had never seen such a beautiful fixture in the town of McLar We ran over right away to take pictures and ooh and awe over it. Some h......Read the rest...

...His sophistry made sense to the hillbillies who were listening They ran out and told it as if it was gospel Because to them, it was They had no idea he was a conman. They thought he was an honest......Read the rest...

...I ambled along near fencerow newly built Running my fingers through the tall daylilies, Each trumpeting bloom at the top of a lanky stilt Bringing back memories of mountain hillbillies......Read the rest...

...For forty-three years Lil Abner ignored the voluptuous Daisy Mae In Al Capp’s comic strip about the good folks of Dogpatch USA I remember as a child thinking all women should look like she. And wo......Read the rest...

...She had more vibrancy and get up and go than Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies My mother She was spry with a hilariously keen sense of humor She was younger than any of the rest of us Although at......Read the rest...

...Only hillbillies have a couch on their porch. She has cute eyes. She is a cute kid. I am a hillbilly, I inform her. Her eyes narrow. Are you a redneck too? Sure, why not? Where do you keep ......Read the rest...

...the fiddle goes fast she dances among hillbillies her cadence turning us into frenzied happy-go-lucky-s. I love her bluegrass sounds, Her twang, her common decency, her Americanisms. We dance ......Read the rest...

... Milburn Drysdale was an avaricious banker. On the show, he was very funny. If he lost consciousness, he didn't need smelling salts. All he had to do was smell some money. based on the......Read the rest...

...TV's sure changed a lot since the sixties From I Love Lucy to The Beverly Hillbillies Oh for the innocence Andy Griffith for instance But a whole lot better than today's weirdies......Read the rest...