Hillbillies Poems - Poems about Hillbillies

We were hillbillies when we lived in the north But now that we are Floridians, we have to come forth Admit that we love wearing pajamas and nighties all day When I go outside, my attire scares the alligators away Now we are known as beach bums, which is okay by me. I can sit on a beach and eat...

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Scratched music of hillbilly washboards From the scraping wings of the Katydids Aloft in the Oaks Reborn each night just beyond dusk After the cicadas finish their warmup act The Katydid return is glorious Their little sound so loud It overwhelms The alarms of main street stores a block over And the roar of trucks on damnable nearby I-96 That never stops its pipeline of...

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Hillbillies got a dairy cow and trained it up right It mooed and bellowed all through the first night Drank some moonshine and did a crazy petootsie dance. So silly and funny, the fireflies flitted and flew as if in a trance....

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Only hillbillies have a couch on their porch. She has cute eyes. She is a cute kid. I am a hillbilly, I inform her. Her eyes narrow. Are you a redneck too? Sure, why not? Where do you keep your guns? In my gun refrigerator. Where is it? If I told you I would have to show you. Show me! She looks highly...

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Notta easy grasper – days back I cross ole Jasper neath the olden ground’s crooket pine tree and, oh, bless be, things he tole there to me! He wanna’d me to hear all bout watz truth – he say he’s hillbilly like you and me - says it, he do, but, he say, da world changed cause fueds bout hippycokecaine comin...

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HILLBILLIES BYBILLIES AND BLOWBILLIES-- Once upon a time in the land of Frilly Lived a tatter torn family the McFrelly’s On the outskirts of Arkansas the county of Mountain Lily, Just below the Mason Dixie line acts involuntarily They were peaceful hillbillies Granny made corn and dandelion whiskey dilly Jonathan had a tan cuz he slept on the sand pond lily His...

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Ten hillbillies came over the hill Each one of them answered to Bill To name them all Billy Would be rather silly Not one of them responds to Will Their fiancés all share the name Sue Mass confusion, causes such a to do They'd arranged a joint wedding To the alter they’re heading Ten hillbillies had not thought it through Their intentions were very well...

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Billie was a true authentic hillbilly who wore no shoes even if it was chilly his holy jeans looked like swiss cheese where daily you'd catch a glimpse of his knobby knees Whenever he left his cabin his Ma would yell bybillie with his hound dog by his side named Willy Nilly some folks had bought some woods close nearby so he...

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I once knew a boy named Billy I thought he was originally from Chile Mostly ‘cause he loved his hot sauce and chili Toting everywhere his jar of piccalilli It turns out Billy was really the local hillbilly I should have known, that was really silly ‘Cause Billy craved to barbecue anything chilly On his boombox would play loudly rockabilly Going around back...

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