Write Hilarious Poems

I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...

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the gulf circle is where 
brown pelicans dive for their 
dinner over the heads 
of the hungry masculine 
wood storks looking men
swarming in schools like...

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Xmas is here tonight
At midnight, what a night!
Let's write a bad poem about Christmas
Before the Midnight Mass
As we offer our best wishes to all on...

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I am now learning
How to write a good haiku
‘Tis my real first poem.

Copyright © December 2023, Hébert Logerie, all rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author...

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Raindrop keeps falling
On my head..
But it isn't rain
It's urine
and some drunk guy mistook my
tent for a portapotty

It's so ing hot and humid
and now my tent...

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I cannot unwrite anything
Even if I erase this thing
The truth is out of the bottle
You can wage a war, a battle
You can fight all you...

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Do your thing
And let me do mine
Let me laugh and sing
I’m absolutely fine
Leave me alone
Let me do my thing
Let me have fun
Let the bells ring
All...

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RICO

I’m sitting here going quite frantic
For although it might seem sycophantic 
If it takes me all night
I’m determined to write
A Limerick Rico Leffantic

24th February 2023
Put...

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Milk
I try to pour myself a glass of milk
The milk thinks the counter is a glass

Notebook
I try to grab my notebook to write this now
The...

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ROMANCING A MONOKU HORROR STORY

I could watch a horror movie; but, only if you would hold my hand
As all the scary bits would frighten me,...

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My friend, why have you spun out of joint?
Or am I now cross-eyed?
Is one of us running out of rhythm?
Or both spinning in circles?
Why is...

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Limerick humorous
Lively and sometimes rude 
Lack  of  person's concern 
Lines with a strict rhyme scheme 
Laid out    AABBA pattern
Length traditionally...

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I've sat down to write my poem,
But my pen ran out of ink.

So I used my pencil instead,
But I broke the lead.

So I write with...

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The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch 

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although...

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Alien Invasion

I have something to whisper to you,
About the depths of the poet seas
But when I start typing on my way
I begin the order, but...

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