Asking, Merely Asking

My friend, why have you spun out of joint? Or am I now cross-eyed? Is one of us running out of rhythm? Or both spinning in circles? Why is everything I say just a question? Can I speak or write a statement? Would you play Beethoven, or shall I put on Mozart? Is this not something I ask you? So why should this be so? I will change. Gosh, I've just made a statement, not asked a question! Was this not a great conversion? (May 2022)