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Woman Hilarious Poems

These Woman Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Woman. These are the best examples of Hilarious Woman poems written by international poets.


Ballad of the mooch of the VIGI
I know a hag who begs for loot
She is wheelchair bound like me too
Her soft skills are fake, this ol' koot.
I ask her to stop,...

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Categories: hilarious, rude,



Premium Member How Many In The Four Tops?
I may be gormless
And it may be true
But just how many were there In the band?
I forgot
So I'm asking you?

Their beautiful music is a gift...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hilarious, appreciation, celebration, celebrity, class,

Premium Member Paesano of Gulf Circle
the gulf circle is where 
brown pelicans dive for their 
dinner over the heads 
of the hungry masculine 
wood storks looking men
swarming in schools like...

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Categories: hilarious, humor, muse, poetess,

Honesty isn't always the best policy
Honesty is not always the best policy...during a romantic dinner..candle-lights, red wine., soft music..we decided to share...you know ..heart to heart .." So Paul ..just...

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Categories: fun, giggle, hilarious, jealousy,

Premium Member The Potion
First, you need to mix the potion.
You must read the instructions very carefully
You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch.
So make sure it’s...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: halloween, hilarious, humor,



Premium Member An Odd Recognition
I couldn't find her, oh, where did she go?

                ...

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Categories: grief, hilarious,

Premium Member Compartmentalization
COMPARTMENTALIZATION 

Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses, 
so messes … not get in!

Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, old, silly,

Premium Member A Woman Named Fay
There once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Ring For Spring
So, you want that ring?
For you, a potion in Spring,
One dead spider, can of fizz,
Boil with roses, no need to tizz,
Cool and sip, O ruby...

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Categories: beauty, halloween, hilarious, love,

Sweet Lullaby
From one scorned woman to another,
no need to ponder, here's an idea.
When he comes back home by 'noon,
prepare his favourite scrumptious food.
Mix the laxatives with...

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Categories: crazy, hilarious, Lullaby,

Premium Member Laughing Gas
LAUGHING GAS
Wouldn't it be weird; if all our politicians were to be on laughing gasKamala Harris is already on it, but, as to her humour,...

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Categories: allegory, hilarious, woman,

Premium Member The Beautiful Lady
There once was a lady sweet as corn
Who had beautiful looks adorn

Her husband said to thee
That he would agree

But surely not in the early morn!...

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Categories: beauty, hilarious, humor, woman,

Explicit Thoughts Inside
Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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Categories: hilarious, betrayal, break up, confidence,

Chef On the Go
My women's a rump-roast
Potatoes her thighs
Ripe reddened carrots
for thinly sliced eyes

Onions for folly
that lobes ring on high
Radishes hatched up
for lovers to eye

Thin flowing gravy
for sexual...

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Categories: hilarious, analogy, appreciation, food, funny,

Premium Member I Quickly Gave Her My Email
Let’s exchange emails she says.
You are the only woman I have ever met
Who has not betrayed, lied, or cheated me. 
Most of the women I...

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Categories: hilarious,


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