Woman Hilarious Poems
These Woman Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Woman. These are the best examples of Hilarious Woman poems written by international poets.
Ballad of the mooch of the VIGII know a hag who begs for loot
She is wheelchair bound like me too
Her soft skills are fake, this ol' koot.
I ask her to stop,...
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hilarious, rude,
How Many In The Four Tops?I may be gormless
And it may be true
But just how many were there In the band?
I forgot
So I'm asking you?
Their beautiful music is a gift...
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hilarious, appreciation, celebration, celebrity, class,
Paesano of Gulf Circlethe gulf circle is where
brown pelicans dive for their
dinner over the heads
of the hungry masculine
wood storks looking men
swarming in schools like...
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hilarious, humor, muse, poetess,
Honesty isn't always the best policyHonesty is not always the best policy...during a romantic dinner..candle-lights, red wine., soft music..we decided to share...you know ..heart to heart .." So Paul ..just...
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fun, giggle, hilarious, jealousy,
The PotionFirst, you need to mix the potion.
You must read the instructions very carefully
You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch.
So make sure it’s...
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halloween, hilarious, humor,
An Odd RecognitionI couldn't find her, oh, where did she go?
...
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grief, hilarious,
CompartmentalizationCOMPARTMENTALIZATION
Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses,
so messes … not get in!
Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...
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funny, hilarious, old, silly,
A Woman Named FayThere once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to...
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fantasy, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Ring For SpringSo, you want that ring?
For you, a potion in Spring,
One dead spider, can of fizz,
Boil with roses, no need to tizz,
Cool and sip, O ruby...
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beauty, halloween, hilarious, love,
Sweet LullabyFrom one scorned woman to another,
no need to ponder, here's an idea.
When he comes back home by 'noon,
prepare his favourite scrumptious food.
Mix the laxatives with...
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crazy, hilarious, Lullaby,
Laughing GasLAUGHING GAS
Wouldn't it be weird; if all our politicians were to be on laughing gasKamala Harris is already on it, but, as to her humour,...
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allegory, hilarious, woman,
The Beautiful LadyThere once was a lady sweet as corn
Who had beautiful looks adorn
Her husband said to thee
That he would agree
But surely not in the early morn!...
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beauty, hilarious, humor, woman,
Explicit Thoughts InsideSince I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...
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hilarious, betrayal, break up, confidence,
Chef On the GoMy women's a rump-roast
Potatoes her thighs
Ripe reddened carrots
for thinly sliced eyes
Onions for folly
that lobes ring on high
Radishes hatched up
for lovers to eye
Thin flowing gravy
for sexual...
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hilarious, analogy, appreciation, food, funny,
I Quickly Gave Her My EmailLet’s exchange emails she says.
You are the only woman I have ever met
Who has not betrayed, lied, or cheated me.
Most of the women I...
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hilarious,