I Quickly Gave Her My Email

Let’s exchange emails she says. You are the only woman I have ever met Who has not betrayed, lied, or cheated me. Most of the women I meet Try to steal my husband, Lie to my face Backstab me or do something else mean and underhanded. I can tell you stories, and they are all bad. I have never had a good friend. But if you double cross me, I will come gunning for you. I cannot imagine a sweeter invitation. I readily give her my email of course. Eager to be friends with her.