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Spring Hilarious Poems

These Spring Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Spring. These are the best examples of Hilarious Spring poems written by international poets.

I wasn't sure what it was he said but it meant a lot to me

KEY:

A: An American Man
B: A British Man


*It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London,...

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Categories: hilarious, character, culture, drink, friendship,

Ring For Spring

So, you want that ring?
For you, a potion in Spring,
One dead spider, can of fizz,
Boil with roses, no need to tizz,
Cool and sip, O ruby...

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Categories: beauty, halloween, hilarious, love,

Never Walk Alone

Im short of words
Yummy liver in the pot's pool
Feeds astonished Aston in its villa 
Dating back to 2017 heavy loss 

Was it the power of...

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Categories: hilarious, art, crazy, england, fantasy,

Turkey Tails

Living on a little farm
In the Western NC Mountains
Means experiencing the cock-a-doodle-doo
The Moo-Moo-Moo, the meow and woof
And finally, the gobble-gobble

Each one of our barnyard residents
Find...

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Categories: hilarious, farm, fun, funny, funny

Rymes and Reasons Seasons and Thymes

Rhymes and reasons
Seasons and thymes
Jumps and dances
Prances and climbs.

Rhymes and reasons.
Doing her thing.
Seasons and thymes
Twirling in spring!

Rhymes and reasons.
Showing the way.
To a season with thymes
Who...

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Categories: hilarious, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Intergalactic Love Story

It was no cosmic coincidence that a persnickety intergalactic wise guy named Hub
with an arrogant swagger morphed into the center of a crowded  fast-moving...

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Categories: hilarious, fantasy,

More Glorious Insults

If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego
and jump to your IQ

Your birth certificate is an apology letter 
from the condom factory

Looks like...

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Categories: hilarious, humorous,

Wrathful March Disappoints Everyone

I expected a day of sunshine,
sit outside and sip some wine;
February gave us some warm days,
we thought spring wouldn't have come for a while...
the bakery...

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Categories: children, hilarious, imagination, longing,

I Forgot To Love Myself

Oh darling ! Without you oh dear !
The day nights over again now.
This spring morn rains with Autumn's tear.
Oh dear ! What a change I...

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Categories: betrayal, character, hilarious, love,

Moonlight Spring

Where are those gay flowers in this spring night?
Where are those dancing butterflies in this moonlight?
Ah my rose! Why can't I appreciate your redness?
Why do...

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Categories: hilarious, introspection, nature, satire,

With My Red Dress On

A radiantly coiffed bouffant was mine,
    fit perfectly and curved to the nines.
I stood taking in the awe of counterparts 
 ...

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Categories: angst, hilarious,

Current Cat Craze

He sat there angry, and a bit unnerved,
his haughtiness had been rudely served;
fur flew furious, with a startling spring,
near six feet high---he nearly took wing!
I...

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Categories: cat, hilarious, humor,