Current Cat Craze

He sat there angry, and a bit unnerved, his haughtiness had been rudely served; fur flew furious, with a startling spring, near six feet high---he nearly took wing! I had never seen one levitate like that, you could say he was a freaked out cat. What made him flip almost out of his skin? What feline demons lurked deep within? What made him become a kitty tumbler? Why it was only---one scary cucumber! I love kitties and never wish them harm, but the current craze of setting a cucumber near a cat unawares, usually while they are eating, and recording their startled reaction makes em cry with laughter. I just can't help it. You gotta check out Youtube.