Romantic Hilarious Poems

Honesty is not always the best policy...during a romantic dinner..candle-lights, red wine., soft music..we decided to share...you know ..heart to heart .." So Paul ..just...

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She made this bard the courts most hilarious jester
A ferris wheel of brown-orange eyes expresses her
Try to look in those eyes and not become their...

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Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem



Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch

At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...

But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where...

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Such a romantic evening
Both engrossed in watching
A movie in the theatre
Naturally ‘together’
He occupies the aisle seat
Away some 20 feet
She’s on his left extreme
In between
He messages
In...

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VALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSH

Awakening with a romantic itch,
Then a scratch where I had burst a stitch,
looking at my beaut shagger named sheila,
as a randy...

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Spartan

Some men are born to play, 
and some… are not.
To them life is without common joy,
at least the kind others partake. 
But it is instead...

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What Was That on My Mind – While You were Snoring

Tonight, when I fall asleep
I know I will dream a thousand dreams
But not that many...

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Some people reading this will think I sound arrogant
but I'm sick and tired of the drama and babbling
I don't care about their news and don't...

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I COULD PUT A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
MAYBE IT'LL FIND IT'S WAY TO YOU
SEND BY MESSANGER PIGEON
SOUND'S LIKE A SIMPLE THING TO DO
BUT I RATHER...

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Just see the morning itself has come to sit in my spine shaking in delight
A grand sun much grander in splendour than the one you...

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She speaks Spanish, 
I don't understand a word, 
but she becomes irresistible, 
luring me by a call surd. 
I wish to make love to her,...

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