Pets Hilarious Poems

I'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked....

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Dust Bunnies Ya’know
by M. Griswold
01042023

Little dust bunnies that we all know.
Li’l bits of fuzz that under things grow.
And if we don’t clean them all out.
They...

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Black my cat
      is always in a hurry to love
     his female White Queen
  ...

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I’ve picked it up a hundred times
yet dropped it just once more
So I give up, the blasted thing
can lay there on the floor

And stepping out...

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I landed in Kansas, Middle Earth.
I asked the first human I met to show me something about Kansas.
She tried to describe The Wizard of Oz.
It...

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What are they doing? I cautiously asked.
The magnificent mighty-mighty-cheesiest-cheese dance, she whispered, and do not get too close.  
Frenzied children were throwing each other...

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Hopping little bunny loved the store,
Hidden by the trees near the shore,
She loved candies and playing outdoors.
‘Stranger danger” her mommy said,
Little bunny didn’t listen she...

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DONALD 
HAS A VERY BIG PET
AN ORANGE HEADED WOODPECKER 
WHO HE HAS NAMED PINOCCHIO
IS THAT JUST ANOTHER LIE
OR THE REASON FOR SO MANY...

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Mrs Biddle had a cat called Tiddle,
Tiddle had a wiggle in a basket, by the side of Mrs Biddle,
Mrs Biddle wasn't pleased,
she had to get...

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C-ute cats in your home
M-ake you laugh out loud each day, 
H-aving funny moves.






Topic: Birthday of Christopher M. Hernandez (March 11) 
Form: Acrostic Haiku...

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Crazy Cat lady

Crazy cat lady,
Having your cats listen to the music of slim shady,
Daily!
Crazy cat lady,
Feeding your cats mash potatoes and
Gravy!
Crazy cat lady,
I feel so...

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Bandit


Un chat en noir et blanc, Bandit,
Itches for owner’s departure
Slouches on gray couch 
Leans against webbed blanket 
Lowers and tilts its head 
Wrinkles its fluffy...

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I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I...

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Yes, that's right, white I am with a little black nose.

Don't let that fool you though, these are more than cute little black toes!

White, with...

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