Health Hilarious Poems

“A genius has been at work
And we know you never shirk
It’s not your fault: you’ve had things tough
You always do more than enough”
These things were...

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Milk
I try to pour myself a glass of milk
The milk thinks the counter is a glass

Notebook
I try to grab my notebook to write this now
The...

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She is so ugly she needs a reincarnation 
far too fat for a one time zone nation 
chuck her an apple it goes into orbit...

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Body obsession

Naked, I stood in front of the bathroom mirror
and asked are you sure this is you?
I’m a fat man with breasts and a big...

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Are you all alone on the internet posing nude
Well now there's help
Send 56 dollars to 76 Spock street
and spare your yelp

All of us want you...

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Cookies, embedded, snacks are cancerous,
drinks, soft drinks, hot dogs  are dangerous.
Dirty air, causes illness,
living over causes oldness,
dying saves lives, according to WHO...

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held her hand, she smiled
sensing a rapture tremor
Parkinson’s disease

22-July-2021...

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Grape Dog
‘Like a grape?’
There was a dog that ate grapes
The dog was happy eating them
For they tasted so sweet
Especially the black ones
So wonderfully yummy

They were...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Yes, nostalgia does exist,
I reminisce on slimmer hips,
As I look at us today,
All I really want to say,
Is, we got fat for football, eh!...

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Unhealthy human body, fighting its owner, in need of a Goldsmith
months of hygiene malpractice, now counting as the sixth,
his blanket of microflora possesses a morgue...

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The phone is chiming tring tring,
All visions are geared up to who is calling.
Who can it be? assumptions commenced,
A needy relative or a lost friend.

The...

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They laugh like the whole world is noticing
I laugh like no one is watching me

They laugh to hide their fear and their lies
I laugh till...

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Spartan

Some men are born to play, 
and some… are not.
To them life is without common joy,
at least the kind others partake. 
But it is instead...

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PMS..
1.IF YOU SUSPECT ITS APPROACH ING THAT TIME OF MONTH, WORK DONE 5.30  MEK SURE YOU AT HOME 5.45..
2.MAKE SURE YOU WALK THROUGH THAT...

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