God Hilarious Poems
These God Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about God. These are the best examples of Hilarious God poems written by international poets.
The BottleRight, I want you to put all your negative thoughts into a bottle.
What sort of bottle.
Doesn’t matter what sort.
Vodka bottle do.
Jesus, yes.
Okay, I've run out...
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hilarious, humorous,
The PotionFirst, you need to mix the potion.
You must read the instructions very carefully
You don’t want to be summoning up any old witch.
So make sure it’s...
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halloween, hilarious, humor,
Virtual IglooWearing thick garments against summer blaze
we huddle with joy* to smite freezing raze
amidst absence of snow
since such fact we all know
while virtually shut inside igloo's...
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hilarious, appreciation, blessing, christian, creation,
Best FriendsIt was one of those days
Started with the shower
She wanted to join me
Which in any other day would’ve been great
But her best friend was sharing...
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hilarious, humor, sensual,
My Confession One UpdatedWhen I was a child I spoke as a Child!
As a StoryTeller things changed, and I still speak as a child
A...
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hilarious, appreciation, art, business, care,
Not In the Bible, Though -God helps those who help themselves
Hidden here a kernel of truth: "no free lunch!"
But if I seek a shelter in real or fancied homelessness
"A stitch...
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confusion, education, hilarious, humor,
Fartastically Yours"Fartastially yours," he says as he shoots them out like a gun
I pinch my nose in disgust and then I speed out like a...
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hilarious,
Pathological Liars We Know You'Re LyingPathological liars lie to hide behind the lie,
terrified of their honest truth becoming realized
which they hide in their fragile mind kept captive 'til they...
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hilarious, irony, psychological, sad,
When Heavens Door Feels ShutIn all my days here upon earth
from day one as I remember
I've stammered pre-school and beyond
and even joined its association member
But through all my time...
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feelings, god, hilarious, prayer,
An Intergalactic Vacation For QuothSequel to Intergalactic Breakdown by : Quoth Raven
Star collector probe on the march inside a residuary marsh,
a signage in big blue neon letters...
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funny, hilarious, humorous,
Chronology of Ages With Pinches of Humor10 YEARS
The girl wants to be a teenager,
...
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hilarious, age, allegory, allusion, extended
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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hilarious, 12th grade, character, hope,
Doggerel IDoggerel I or Nonsense Verse
A$$tronomical
by Michael R. Burch
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
proved E equals MC squared.
Thus, all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!
Bible Libel
by...
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dog, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The Children Were Silent At LeastI was to interview my husband’s new secretary
And was not excited or pleased
But he claimed he did not have the time
So I had her...
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hilarious, jobs,
It's a Mad World- In a Lancashire AccentIT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.
I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had...
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crazy, food, funny, hilarious,