Death Hilarious Poems
These Death Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Death. These are the best examples of Hilarious Death poems written by international poets.
The Discovered BodyThere once was a man named Fred
Who found a body to dread
He said he'd protect
and never neglect
But the thing is the body was dead!...
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conflict, death, funny, hilarious,
A Lovely RoseBetty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose
A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry...
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hilarious, celebrity, death, eulogy,
Stink BombWherever you may be
Let the wind go free
For the keeping of it in
Was the death of me!
A stink bomb deadly slow
Released on the twenty-first...
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hilarious,
The National Anthem But Add CapitalismOh say can you see
By the dawn's early light
The bags in my eyes
For I can't sleep through the night
I've been working to death
And I...
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hilarious, america, angst, business, corruption,
The Legend of Justin Case - Both Audio and TextJustin Case - the weirdest guy in the all of Buxton county - did a lot o’ crazy things that most would never try,
And even...
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hilarious,
Weeping MessengerFace crack
Hands keep stave
And image turn horror
Now separated from earth
Weeping around
Far away you are carried
By the ungrateful
And deceitful death
No breath, no voice nor feeling
In...
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hilarious, death, death of a
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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hilarious, 12th grade, character, hope,
Cooing WooingHe parted his thin lips to speak but stuttered
and only broken sounds came from his breath.
He wanted to express his love but uttered
something that just...
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anxiety, funny love, hilarious,
A Tribute To MosquitoesKudos to the great blood-sucking mosquitoes.
They feast upon our blood as if we are tortillas or burritos.
They take advantage of their miniature size.
They bite us...
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8th grade, funny, hilarious,
Satan's Outcasts - SatireHeaven offers tickets to any citizen
Adhering to good behaviour, as Richard
...
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hilarious, angel, angst, betrayal, character,
10 Conversations In Icu Part INumber one.
"Good morning. Would you like tea with your breakfast?"
No. I want milk with my porridge but it hasn't yet come."
"You will have to ask...
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funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Where There's a WillWHERE THERE IS A WILL
It has been over three months now and still no Grans will
Through the letterbox; comes another, got to be paid bill
...
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hilarious, encouraging, endurance, funny, grandmother,
The Day the Devil Hacked God's ComputerThe devil did hack God’s computer
And gave it a nasty virus
Now when he tries to upload the sun
All that pops up is, Miley Cyrus
God...
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fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
SpartanSpartan
Some men are born to play,
and some… are not.
To them life is without common joy,
at least the kind others partake.
But it is instead...
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hilarious, bird, crazy, cry, death
Evacuees"EVACUEES."
when I woke up
that morning,
I knew you
weren't next to
me.
I could've
climbed the
tallest
of buildings
and screamed
it.
why couldn't...
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conflict, death, evil, hilarious,