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Stranger things beacon
these young teen agers
when a bald-headed
professor
saw them individually-telekelically
a girl a Marvel girl
she could perform miracles
can read minds nothing can be hidden
from this red head beauty
next,...
a cool tween miss guided a little mean
pick on lonely so he spend his youth
frozen, he couldn't be nice
so he was iced, a Iceman
next...
kinda athletic
sort of pathetic
funny somewhat elongated big hands
big feet
Hank the hairy Beast
next...
a hot head or should I say
He has an EYE
for destruction he had better not look at ya
Cyclops
next last but not endangered
Rich boy at least his parents are
His name he goes by is Angel
The wings on his back, shedding sometimes feathers in his lap
These teens are strange yes
Gathered together being trained in the DANGER ROOM by
Professor X
mutants in kind
Beyond humans my oh my
Together teen mesh
these are
the
XMEN
11/04/17
WRITTEN BY James Edward Lee Sr. POETMAN -->X MAN
When I tell my husband-"Together forever",
He near tumble and Got a tremor.
He is so sensitive- my love,
As in a cage the frightened dove!
There was a boy and his name was Nick.
He caught a virus and now he's sick.
He can't go to church and he can't go to school,
he can't eat anything but nasty gruel.
He got sick because he was kissin'
A girl with germs named Amanda McGlisson.
The doctor came without delay
and this is what he had to say:
"You'd better go to a hospital soon
or get up and eat; so grab that spoon!
You should eat so you'll get strong,
and you won't be here very long!
You'll be outdoors doing things you like-
like playing kickball or taking a hike!
You can feed the chickens or ride the horse."
"Can I look for bugs?" "Why yes, of course!
You can play with Legos and climb the fence,
wash your dog then rinse, rinse, rinse!
Run through the meadows, jump through the fields!
Look at the webs that the spider builds!"
"Hand me those vitamins; give me those pills!
I need to get rid of all of these ills!"
So the doctor said, "Kid you should listen
and take my advice; now don't be kissin'
any little girl with a cough or cold,
spores or germs or icky green mold!
If you go against what I've said,
Then you'll be right back in bed!"
Ashley best describes himself as,
Cheeky, funny and also happy as,
He’s a student at South Bank Uni,
Of sports coaching in London city.
He is a very keen table tennis player,
Started playing in primary, 7th year,
And just missed out on London 2012,
But was at Rio 2016 with his helve.
2013 and Ashley won many bronzes:
Italy, Hungary and had Czech ounces;
So in 2014 Ashley won UK nationally,
In class 8-9 singles, phenomenally.
Then breakthrough: Slovenian Open.
In the team event, you’re no token,
And at the Cote d’Azur International,
Ashley won 2 bronzes medals brutal.
In 2015 he won in the team events,
Had Italian, HU, CZ and DE tents,
And in Denmark reached the quarters,
At the European Champs, garters.
In Copa, Costa Rica, in the singles,
He took silver in swift class 9 jingles,
And in Rio made the quarters, team,
With K Daybell. He’s Erbs palsy lean.
Oh my!
I think I'll die!
How could this have happened to me?
The air in my butt decided to flee!!
It was loud and kinda squeeky,
Now everyone is looking at me like I'm freaky!
Of course it had to stink!
My reputation is starting to sink!
Oh lord can I say it was my shoe?
No because it smells like my pants are full of goo!
Now all I want to do is hide.
All that's hurt is my pride!!
I just tried on Jeans
that feel better than a man
These are some jeans
If I gain weight, they understand
They grip, they hold me
they know me real good
They make me a better a me
they're my very good friend
I buy them in every shade
I don't even need a belt
These friendly jeans
don't need no help
My butt deserves attention
It's too pretty not too mention....
Marry me, I am falling head over heels for you.
Go to the dance with me and let the world see what I do.
That shy smile, the twinkle in your emerald eyes.
I love how smoothly I can feed you these lies.
I'll love you forever, until my last dying breath.
No, I would never betray you, you're all I have left.
Don't ever hurt me, it would make my heart break.
After you give it up, I'll be gone before you wake.
Take my hand, show everyone how much you want me.
I will never do the things that your ex did, just wait and see.
I am different, I promise, Just let me show you honey.
I'll sit in the locker room and say how easy you are, how funny.
So you say that you have a secret to tell, you're different too?
Your secret is safe with me, tell me what's so different about you?
I'll listen with eager ears, my eyes only for you, to all others I'm blind.
Oh, I see, your secret is that you read and can control minds?
Marry me please and be the love of my life.
Look everyone, don't I have the most beautiful wife?
I love you more and more every single day.
Maybe I should be more careful with what I think or say.....
I see you for who you really are.
Did you think I'd ever let it go so far?
Once I thought you were beautiful, and sweet.
Getting over on me, that was no easy feat.
It's okay though, I'll play your little game.
Pretending I am interested, when I know you're lame.
I can't believe the incomplete truths that spew out of your mouth.
To think, if I hadn't found out in time, it would be my life going South.
I'll pretend I don't hear you on the phone with that other girl.
The sickly sweetness that pours out of your mouth makes me want to hurl.
I wonder how long you can keep up this mendacious charade.
Maybe if I wish hard enough, you and your forked tongue will fade.
I chuckle as you actually think that I believe your lies.
They are as cold and uncaring as those ice azure eyes.
Funny that it is I, who now holds your fate in my hands.
These poor women you imprint upon, they will never understand.
I have to take you down, so you can do no more women harm.
If only you had put forth effort to use differently your charm.
I take you out in public and expose you for who you really are inside.
Now, everyone knows your secrets, and you can no longer hide!
His makeup is white and red,
He makes me feel like I might wind up dead.
His colorful silky suites and huge shoes,
Being here gives me the blues.
He holds balloons and candy,
He tries to act all dandy.
Inside he is a freak,
With a terrifying evil streak.
His eyes are red and full of death,
Everyone says he's funny keep the faith.
I see the knife he hides behind the stage,
He is nothing but filled with rage.
As kids go missing from all around,
No one will listen to me in this town.
The clown did it I start to scream,
Then I'm told it's just a bad dream.
I see his pointed sharp teeth,
He fills me with nothing but grief.
So next time the circus or fair is in town,
Please stay away from the murderous clown.
Aunt Doris was feeling poorly .
I did not know what to say .
So ,I gathered all her friends around ;
And we had a Doris Day .
But Gladys got the pip and sulked
Saying it was not right.
So we stretched out celebrations
To have a Gladys Knight.
We had great fun in the July sun
A Donna Summer to enjoy.
But there would be a Shelly Winter
So dont get smug or coy.
Major Weeks adressed his Sergeant Spring
At Thanksgiving holiday ,
Saying ,can February March..
Through Beech and Larch ?
He said NO!! ..but April May .
When I peep into past
And recall life's early morn
Present life stings and pains
Like sting of cactus thorn
For a while I get lost
In sweet memories of playful days
Little playmates and their funny ways
Tops and marbles and kites
Petty squabbles and fist-fights
Eyes wonderous,colored objects
Burlap bags and fragile slates
But like brilliant night of fullmoon
This flashback too recedes soon
And again the cycle of life
Same domestic chores same
Familiar wife