Funny Heroic Couplet Poems

PHTHONOS MUST HAVE FOUND TIME TO
COME UP WITH A PLAN TO CAUSE ME ILL
THE MENTION OF YOUR NAME
STILL IS A THRILL
AINT KNOW WORDS TO SPEAK
TO...

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Ur an extension of myself, a literal blister,
It’s mad sometimes how much I’ve missed ya 
You’ve walked in my footsteps for almost your whole life
Taught...

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Stranger things beacon
 these young teen agers
when a bald-headed
professor
saw them individually-telekelically

a girl a Marvel girl
she could perform miracles
can read minds nothing can be hidden
from this...

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When I tell my husband-"Together forever",
He  near tumble and Got a tremor.
He is so sensitive- my love,
As in a cage the frightened dove!...

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There was a boy and his name was Nick.
He caught a virus and now he's sick.
He can't go to church and he can't go to...

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Ashley best describes himself as, 
Cheeky, funny and also happy as, 
He’s a student at South Bank Uni, 
Of sports coaching in London city. 

He...

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Looking back to memories bright,
I remember she’d teach me wrong from right.
“Clean your plate.  There are others who have none.”
“Do your homework, and let...

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What the flip was CeeLo Green
Doing on the X Factor looking keen?
In a dress of yellow and pink flowers 
With flaccid, psychedelic powers?

I felt as...

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I'm kind of taken by Jeremy Corbyn, the man and his success, 
And believe that for the leadership role he may be able to dress;...

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Oh my!
I think I'll die!
How could this have happened to me?
The air in my butt decided to flee!!

It was loud and kinda squeeky,
Now everyone is...

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I just tried on Jeans
that feel better than a man
These are some jeans
If I gain weight, they understand

They grip, they hold me
they know me real...

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Marry me, I am falling head over heels for you.
  Go to the dance with me and let the world see what I do.
That...

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I see you for who you really are.
 Did you think I'd ever let it go so far?
Once I thought you were beautiful, and sweet....

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His makeup is white and red,
He makes me feel like I might wind up dead.
His colorful silky suites and huge shoes,
Being here gives me the...

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Cherish me as I grow old, and am surely liable to forget things. 
 I know how interesting life is and the contentment it brings.
I...

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