Herbie Poems - Poems about Herbie

Herbie was the ultimate party guy always had the largest smile dancing a jig or leading a congo line sometimes he would scream with joy startling those who did not know him...

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Two autos both tried to have sex. A pity they both were such wrecks! With great apprehension, One lost its suspension. Old banger sex – oh so complex! 12~21~14 Contest: East Jesus Sponsor: Roy Jerden Checked using how many Syllables 8,8,6,6,8 ~awarded 3rd place~...

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One for the kiddies or kiddies at heart! There's a bunch of furry animals Running around our house Cats and dogs and ferrets And even a little mouse! Now Mom and Dad aren't happy With mousies running wild But we love our cute little furry friends They bring us lots of smiles! Our mousie plays a pretty fine fiddle That big folks cannot hear Unaware of...

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Engine check light on- My old friend, What happen? Let's talk like men, "You're suppose to be The Man!" Six pack of fine oil, Premuim fuel, High on those octane, You'll buzzing into the 90s, Pushing light speed, Ready for a west coast beach run! But, NO! In you go, Garage- Herbie my companion ride, Year of 2001, VW Bug, Fully load, German made, You'll it! Only 62,000 miles, Come on! Not close to the golden moments yet. 250...

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(This is a fictional poem) After I watched that Lindsay Lohan movie, I bought a 1963 Bug. When I tell people my story, they say I'm either stupid or on drugs. I bought the Bug last month on the twelfth. It's very irritating because it won't drive by itself. I know that Bugs can drive by themselves because I've seen...

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