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Hees Poems - Poems about Hees


Premium Member The Main Attraction
...The main attraction The hairs on your head standing up Electricity says, “what’s up?” Standing in the shadow - a pup The satisfaction That one gets when displaying claws Jumping through hoop......

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Categories: hees, angst, courage, humor,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Twas the Night Before Christmas
...Twas the night before Christmas and all through the night Santa and reindeer flew into the light not a gift went amiss not a sound did he make as he slid down the chimney and arose with a quak......

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Categories: hees, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Old Plaid Shirt Makes a Run For It
...Old red plaid shirt blew off the line with ease. One July day with a gentle breeze, Farmer’s wife came out to peek into old deep freeze. She was now standing in meat up to her knees. Old farmer......

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Categories: hees, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Pin the Tail
...PIN THE TAIL O’Haggard Hoarfrost, she plays winks, rocks on a sawhorse, tweedle-dee drinks. Mad Merrie O’Boyle slays lightning from nails — dazed loony-toon, wears out his flannel ta......

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Categories: hees, humor,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member A Troika of Tee Hees
...tangled leashes a texting dog walker .....three dogs squatting loves aces fourplay in crowded silence .......mixed double......

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Categories: hees, dog, humor,
Form: Senryu



Premium Member Beasts of Burden
...Beasts of Burden By Franklin Price 2/13/2016 Beasts of burden are the Elephant, And the Ass; at least I think The former is Republican, The latter Democrat; they stink The story I'm here t......

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Categories: hees, political,
Form: Rhyme

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