Football Happy Birthday Poems

I have things I want to say,
But lined up in my mind
Are a hopeless football team of words,
Who’ve arrived all anyhow, the fools,
Hung over, bootlaces...

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It's hard to say
How I came to this day

The chance of my birth's selection
Tending to fall close to elections

Four years ago, on my birthday, I...

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Yours truly snapped, popped,
and cracked his crown out cervix
(I'll spare ye the bloody graphics),
whence obstetrician able, eager, and
ready underscored with italics

to pass (think football) garden...

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