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Funny Halloween Poems

These Funny Halloween poems are examples of Halloween poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Halloween Funny poems written by international poets.


Halloween Party
Slowly the long tiring day ended and the night fell,
A gloomy darkness spread as the clock struck twelve. 
The graveyard looked eerie in the dim...

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Categories: halloween, celebration, crazy, funny, grave,



Premium Member Ghost Busters
ghost busters
driving into libraries
funny guys

ghost blasters
called upon by the mayor
great friends

ghost seekers
scared by green blobby things
screamers

ghost detectives
contacted by the fearful
brave but silly

ghost hunters
living Halloween daily
lucky...

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Cavorting with the Devil
There once was a devil so bold
that he left his behind exposed
	He thought it quite fun
	stayed out in the sun
a bum blinding sight to behold!
...

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Categories: fun, funny, halloween, humor,

My drunk, Aunt
      Its’ Halloween, I am waiting for the fairy queen,
      She is my aunt, but...

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Categories: halloween, celebration, cinderella, fantasy, fun,

Premium Member Romantic Getaway with a Freaking-Out Spouse

She really wanted to see a ghost…ecstatically excited.
She heard this place had plenty, and a spooky atmosphere.
She’d have to pinch herself, ready to cheer…elated.
She’d spend...

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Premium Member Trick or Treat
We did something not too hard
Put a scarecrow in the yard.
Now when kids trick or treat
They likely skip our street,
Or try my wife's stewed Swiss...

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Categories: halloween, autumn, fun, funny, giggle,

Scary-Funny
Many homes are getting ready 
With a Halloween display 
For the trick-or-treaters shortly
Will be venturing their way.

It’s a “scary-funny” holiday,
My grandkids have been told
And, along...

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Categories: halloween,

Premium Member A Tea Party
I remember the day Frankenstein was made,                  ...

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Categories: drink, fun, halloween, insect,

Premium Member Grandpa's Halloween Story
We all have favorite times of year, and I am no exception.
If I were forced to pick a favorite time, it would be fall.
Though not...

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Categories: funny, halloween, humor,

The Clown
One Halloween I dressed up as a clown
At dressing up I was renown
I went around town
With a very big frown
But the candy turned my frown...

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Categories: halloween, allegory, autumn, crazy, funny,

Premium Member There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: halloween, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Count Karloff and Lady Jane Kirtsy
Brownies he said, pointing to his nose.
He wanted them sweet, and dainty and fair.
He could smell Lady Jane down to her toes. 
Her fragrance adorable...

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Premium Member Halloween Fright Night
It is a black, moonless night; bleak and barren
the desert landscape is alien with twisted cacti shapes. 
Elongated shadows fall upon fresh blood kill, with...

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Categories: funny, halloween, scary,

BLACK CAT
The old women found a black cat
That changed into a large bat
Took her high up in the air
Then slung her by the hair
Into a machine...

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Categories: cat, halloween, happy,

Premium Member Eye Socket Ball

Grating dry bone gyrations bend perception in Grand Hall
Mirrored gilt adornment reflects danced audacity wall to wall
Skeletons twisted manoeuvres conducive with talents tall
Spotlights radiate through...

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Categories: celebration, funny, giggle, halloween,