Funny Halloween Poems
These Funny Halloween poems are examples of Halloween poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Halloween Funny poems written by international poets.
A Seance In LancashireThe air was damp inside the house, chill creeping through the walls
Swags and Tails with dusty eyes seep through the faded falls.
The...
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dark, funny, halloween, hilarious,
Our Ghost CharlieCharlie first bumped into our attic last Halloween,
he's our resident ghost, and quite a scream!
He'd lollygag about til we asked him to find a job,
no...
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halloween, 5th grade, 6th grade,
The Masks We WearI'm okay,
you're okay is a mask in the land of pretend.
Children say what they feel,
their honestly can bubble over.
Little ones have not learned words...
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butterfly, children, halloween, hurt,
Happy ValloweenRoses are red, goblins are green
Just like my buddy, Frankenstein
Well, it’s February fourteenth
And I don’t have a valentine
So let’s declare it Valloween
And now, my love,...
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funny, halloween, humor, humorous,
A Halloween HauntPulchritudinous looks, unscrupulous ways hook
Junoesque one apart, pneumatic in mouthpart
Those coconut-like callipygian haunts cull
Leave alone howling wolves, despite being ourselves!...
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halloween, funny,
CreepyThe night was deep I could not sleep
The body was hot and so were my clothes
With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out...
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brother, fear, funny, halloween,
Dark MistakeHe dressed as a jack-o-lantern
costumed in uncommon pattern
strode through the park
though it was dark
and was mistaken for slattern...
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funny, giggle, halloween, humor,
Forgotten JackNo one cared about poor Jack
cut and carved from front to back
his pulp made pie
seeds left to dry
he became a withered wrack...
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funny, giggle, halloween, humor,
Poor JackPoor Jack ran a futile race
couldn’t keep up the heated pace
lost the battle
someone’s chattel
now he has a Halloween face...
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fate, funny, giggle, halloween,
Haunting Melody
a witch and a pet aardvark
broom to an amusement park
with a mic in hand
and dave brubecks band
warble a strange meadow lark.
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funny, giggle, halloween, humor,
The Grinch of HalloweenDescending October days buzzed on caffeine
My house transforms into a living scene
Walking past you’ll see it’s quite obscene
Ghostly silhouettes dance beside the evergreen
From the roof...
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funny, halloween,
They March In LineThey are marching in a row around the lake
Witch, bat and ghost with nothing at stake
They laugh and sing and skip along
Singing an October Halloween...
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halloween,
Bye Bye MummySarcophagus lay in the ditch
the wagon had lost its hitch
dearest mummy was gone
breath renewed by Amon
she befell the wanderer’s itch...
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fun, funny, halloween, humorous,
All Hallows EveningAll Hallows’ Evening
Dear kids, Hello! And All Hallows, now in party
Play-fun: Enjoy! Taste best toffees,...
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appreciation, halloween,
Goofy Woofy Halloween TotemGoofy Woofy Halloween totem is sitting proudly.
Gawkers are making comments, some rather loudly.
A few make fun of the animals, as they look funny.
I am not...
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Categories:
halloween, 1st grade, 2nd grade,