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Oblong Faces

...She asked her daughter to explain fully
How she became the target of a female bully

“The bully said I have an odd, long face
The kids cried, ‘Disgrace, disgrace, disgrace!’”

“Oh Mom, please, ...

Categories: gwyneth, anxiety, bullying, encouraging, mother
Form: Couplet

Gwyneth and Healthpal

...Gwyneth the dragon raiser dreamt of slaughtering enemies in an easy way
She shared this with one squire, who created armor that fit her back sway
Healthpal her favorite dragon offered to accompany ...

Categories: gwyneth, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a Collaboration

...Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
 It’s something my brain cannot handle
 ‘Smells like my v’gina’ 
Could give folk angina
 This fragrance has caused quite a scandal 

Inspire...

Categories: gwyneth, humorous, senses, wind,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Scent of a Woman - Bawdy Warning

...Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite a scandal

Inspired by a c...

Categories: gwyneth, celebrity, senses,
Form: Limerick

Pop Ups and Cookies Slam

...Pop ups
&
Cookies

Just seen an advert
Enquiring if i need the services ?
Of a life coach

Swipped left and then thought

Exactly what and where the hell ?

Do you study to become 1 of th...

Categories: gwyneth, slam,
Form: Free verse

Feeling Good

...Crackling tension filled the community hall in Abergavenny 

‘We are in this together dear folks for a pound or a penny’

Speaking of which the loos were situated right behind the bar

To ensur...

Categories: gwyneth, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme

Beautiful Reality

...G-row
W-ith
Y-our
N-ice
E-agerness
T-o
H-ave

B-eautiful
R-eality
I-nstead
O-f
N-egative
E-vil
S-tand

Topic: Birthday of Gwyneth Briones (September 02)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

Categories: gwyneth, birthday,
Form: Acrostic

Unquotable Quotes Viiil: Sexual Harassment - the Feminist Kind

...Unquotable Quotes VIIIL : SEXUAL HARASSMENT* - the feminist kind

(*”aggressive pressure or intimidation”: Is it really “any different” in most cases in the act, judging by Hollywood standards?)...

Categories: gwyneth, beautiful, crush, cute love,
Form: Free verse