Give me but some music
- in heavens empty hours -
a piece of song, giddy-paced
and innocence for innocence
I’m a horse that never tires
While a cup of wine
makes light airs
and merry hearts
It too can unyoke the humour of the immature,
“So, wait, you think if you say a few right things
I’ll let you on it?”
Ha! No I won’t
you weak spirit
I see right through you
Oh, I’m not lily-white of hue,
I’m more the colour of blood red roses
But that one there, *pointing*
he relieves my passion
see this ring?
I frisk for him
.
.
Songs for this:
We'll Sing In the Sunshine by Thornbirds
Landslide (feat. Gwyneth Paltrow) - Glee Cast
Snowbird by Rani Arbo & Daisy Mayhem
Who win the Oscars is for nerds,
Not for the fashion flaunting birds
And fashion one thing backs--
What exposes the max,
More words and yards seem for the duds.
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Happenings |08.03.2026| fashion, films, humour, limerick
Note: The Academy Awards spectacle and Gwyneth Paltrow, her minimalist ivory Armani dress with cutout sides practically all open. Today’s reality is: A dress is something that exposes more than it covers.
Gwyneth the dragon raiser dreamt of slaughtering enemies in an easy way
She shared this with one squire, who created armor that fit her back sway
Healthpal her favorite dragon offered to accompany his trainer to the front.
he could read her mind, and with him, she would not get scared or want.
set out at daybreak the minute her armor was finished, sandwiches in hand.
Enemies were everywherel Healthpal’s fire would fix any loose in a band.
Her father watched them go and sent avid prayers to her mother.
she was being followed covertly by her cousin and older brother.
battle of Armisttooth was in full swing when they reached their destination.
Gwyneth took her place in the fight, and Healthpal showed them his station.
They annihilated much of the enemy’s troops, and soon had them on the run.
Oh my gosh! Said her brother and cousin “This was all kinds of fun!”
Gwyneth was upset, thinking they did not think she could handle herself.
She was not a porcelain doll or a china teapot to be put high up on a shelf.
We just came to watch, they said. Are you ready to go to the new front?
They worked together next time, chasing the enemy home to Van Brunt.
Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite a scandal
Inspired by a comment from a fancy friend who told me about the candle range by Gwyneth Paltrow! It only costs $75!!!
11/28/21
Pop ups
&
Cookies
Just seen an advert
Enquiring if i need the services ?
Of a life coach
Swipped left and then thought
Exactly what and where the hell ?
Do you study to become 1 of them
The Circus
Or an amusement park
Best i consult my horoscope
Tarrot card's
Psychic or medium
Faith healer
Crystal ball
Self help books
But what else would you expect
When you click on Amazon
And where does 1 apply
To become a life coach
Like on thoses god awful website's
Such as Gwyneth Paltrows
Gift to the world
GOOP
Thank the Lord
We are not worthy
What would we do without ?
Such sage advice
As unconscious coupling
Part-time marriage
And flu immune friendly soup
Designer lifestyle and beauty tips
All of which are well and good
If you are an emotionless robotic millionaire
With a coach for everything and anything
From wiping your bum to putting your underwear on the correct and proper way
But hey who am i to judge
I do not know you
Your current circumstance
Your life nor what you are feeling
So maybe it's best i just shut up
And carry on clicking
G-row
W-ith
Y-our
N-ice
E-agerness
T-o
H-ave
B-eautiful
R-eality
I-nstead
O-f
N-egative
E-vil
S-tand
Topic: Birthday of Gwyneth Briones (September 02)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
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