Pop Ups and Cookies Slam
Pop ups
&
Cookies
Just seen an advert
Enquiring if i need the services ?
Of a life coach
Swipped left and then thought
Exactly what and where the hell ?
Do you study to become 1 of them
The Circus
Or an amusement park
Best i consult my horoscope
Tarrot card's
Psychic or medium
Faith healer
Crystal ball
Self help books
But what else would you expect
When you click on Amazon
And where does 1 apply
To become a life coach
Like on thoses god awful website's
Such as Gwyneth Paltrows
Gift to the world
GOOP
Thank the Lord
We are not worthy
What would we do without ?
Such sage advice
As unconscious coupling
Part-time marriage
And flu immune friendly soup
Designer lifestyle and beauty tips
All of which are well and good
If you are an emotionless robotic millionaire
With a coach for everything and anything
From wiping your bum to putting your underwear on the correct and proper way
But hey who am i to judge
I do not know you
Your current circumstance
Your life nor what you are feeling
So maybe it's best i just shut up
And carry on clicking
Copyright © Christopher Flaherty | Year Posted 2020
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