Get Your Premium Membership

Grumble Poems - Poems about Grumble


The Ostrich and the Gnome Grumble
An ostrich, named Ollie, so grand, Tried to join a tightrope command. He tripped on his toes, And landed on gnomes, Who yelled, "That's a sand-burying brand!" ©bfa032225 ...

Continue reading...
Categories: grumble, animal, fun, hilarious, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Day In Life
Start the day Fresh With energy With confidence With hopes With plans With dreams Full to the brim So that you don't have any time To grumble uselessly To evaluate things too strictly To compare greedily Until you confuse yourself About today, yesterday and tomorrow And overlook today Which should be the most important day...

Continue reading...
Categories: grumble, day, life, today,
Form: Free verse



Humbling Grumble
. for public domain Humbling Grumble (in the presence of "What have you been muttering?" Like Laura Wingfield and her glass figurines, indulging her comfort in daily routines, so near to the living, so far from being alive, resists drawing breath, no matter how I connive, cajole, entreat or entice, beckon or reckon; commits no sin, not she, no, not for a second. A...

Continue reading...
Categories: grumble, humor, marriage,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Please Don'T Grumble About My Apple Crumble
With sugar, butter and flour I fumble - it’s a great way of cleaning my nails Don’t grumble when finding specks in your crumble ... but I’ll know when I see your face pales! A pure tongue in cheek poem... but we have been given lots of cooking apples and I'm going to make apple crumble!! 10-23-17...

Continue reading...
Categories: grumble, food, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Grumble Tummy
Don't know if you've ever had this affliction This affliction called Grumble Tummy Sometimes quite humorous how it vocalizes With some very strange sounds quite funny Haven't got a clue what's going on down there Thought it might be constructing a dam In an attempt to divert some stuff it's not fond of Like beets and brussels sprouts from a can Don't think...

Continue reading...
Categories: grumble, humorous, humorous,
Form: Quatrain




Book: Reflection on the Important Things