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Funny Growing Up Poems

These Funny Growing Up poems are examples of Growing Up poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Growing Up Funny poems written by international poets.


My emotional identity
I met you on a Saturday morning 
On a queue to apply for IDs
I have since had my identity 
Not just the card but the...

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Categories: growing up, dream, emotions, feelings, first



Premium Member The Lady Who Didn't Know What a Year Is
To the lady I served dinner to on New Year's Eve: It was the New Year, but nothing seemed new about it because I was...

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© B.J. Fitz  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: growing up, america, funny, giggle, growing

Premium Member I believe I may be Artificially Intelligent
I believe I may be Artificially Intelligent
For many of my lessons were taught by fools
Y’know, those pencil pushing test correctors
The teachers in all the schools

They...

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Categories: age, growing up, humor,

Premium Member The Red Velvet Christmas Robe
              The Red Velvet Christmas Robe
 
Oh, that special Christmas, unlike the...

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Categories: christmas, emotions, growing up,

Premium Member MY CLASSMATES











My classmates
Theresa Trot had a snot
Hanging from her nose
She sniffs and snorts and swallows
But Theresa never blows.

Now it’s run down past her lips
And settled on...

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Categories: growing up, 2nd grade, childhood, friendship,



Premium Member CHILDHOOD BELIEFS
It’s funny how when I was a child…the tales my mind would weave.
The things I thought were true…the stories I believed.

How many things I heard...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: growing up,

Naughty Children
Naughty Children

Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus

Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...

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Categories: growing up, anti bullying, boy, butterfly,

An Utter Lack of Pants
My strung-out limbs grow like plants
Head in the clouds, toes with the ants 
Branches sprout, leaves strewn about,
Now I’m walkin’ ‘round with an utter lack...

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Categories: age, growing up, humor,

Premium Member Pics and Apples
A lovely family outing 
on an apple orchard roam
It's not a place for shouting
or for staring at one's phone 

The autumn breeze is blowing 
and...

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Categories: growing up, daughter, family, fun, funny,

Splinters
A crown that is broken cannot be fixed
It has to be replaced 
Changed 
Because a crown that is broken 
Cannot be turned into joy
So why...

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Categories: growing up, absence, angst, anxiety, betrayal,

I Hate Me
why was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny

but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...

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Categories: growing up, angst, birth, cry, growing

Mister Jack Horner
Mister Jack Horner’s 
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a...

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Categories: food, funny, growing up,

In a Parlor Reading a Book
Here I set in a parlor reading a book,
gotta keep my face down, don't wanna look.
 It's all women and girls in here except for...

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Categories: funny, growing up,

Growing Pains Now Older Wiser Smarter Reunion
Funny how now looking back upon
the privilege of youth

How and what we once perceived and
thought our youthful selves to be we
actually weren't in reality 

Simply...

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Categories: age, growing up,

Mrs 'Odson's Baked Beans On Toast
Memories of childhood days long past
When summers seemed to last and last 
And in those summers' days long gone
In memory the sun always shone.
And I...

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Categories: food, growing up, memory,


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