Funny Growing Up Poems
These Funny Growing Up poems are examples of Growing Up poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Growing Up Funny poems written by international poets.
i hate mewhy was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny
but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...
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Categories:
growing up, angst, birth, cry, growing
Mister Jack HornerMister Jack Horner’s
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a...
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Categories:
food, funny, growing up,
BreakBreak
Daybreak
Summer break,
Winter break...
Fall.
Heartache
Mistake
Awake
Don't be fake...
Life is at stake.
Make a difference,
and then, eat cake
for goodness sake.
...
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Categories:
growing up, 1st grade, angel, chocolate,
Categories:
baby, family, growing up,
IN A PARLOR READING A BOOKHere I set in a parlor reading a book,
gotta keep my face down, don't wanna look.
It's all women and girls in here except for...
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funny, growing up,
Growing Pains Now Older Wiser Smarter ReunionFunny how now looking back upon
the privilege of youth
How and what we once perceived and
thought our youthful selves to be we
actually weren't in reality
Simply...
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Categories:
age, growing up,
Mrs 'Odson's Baked Beans On ToastMemories of childhood days long past
When summers seemed to last and last
And in those summers' days long gone
In memory the sun always shone.
And I...
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Categories:
food, growing up, memory,
Thanks To The One And OnlyWords of a mother melting your spirit despite it being cold. Her loving you no matter what chasing that heart of gold.
...
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Categories:
growing up, appreciation, dedication, depression, growing
Little EinsteinWhy do we call it planet earth
when water makes it blue?
Why does the sea always run away
then run right back to you?
How does a caterpillar...
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Categories:
growing up, character, childhood, deep, family,
JUST BEE-HAVEWell, darn--I wish bushes grew faster.
That might help me avoid a disaster.
What is a buzz-maestro supposed to do
when a Hummer takes nectar from you?
I've buzzed...
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Categories:
growing up, 12th grade, adventure, angst,
I like my Sundays funnyI like to laugh on Tuesday's.The music says That's Cool. No fooling, I do magic. I disappear on cue. You got reason for your witness....
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growing up, blessing, care, conflict, friendship,
Three Bawdy Limericks I Wish I Hadn't WrittenA progressive mother across the street
Taught her twelve-year-old how to beat his meat
Gave him a graphic lesson,
She was proudly confessin’
In ways, I think, this mother...
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funny, growing up, humor,
WHY GHOST IS SINGLEWHY GHOST IS SINGLE (ME);
Olivia is very lazy
She's also a bit crazy,
She once sent my mom a nude with the caption "Your son loves this...
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Categories:
growing up, angel, class, feelings, for
Come BackCome Back
The air is thick
and hard to breathe.
I am tired of waiting,
but will never give up.
You have been too long,
but...
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Categories:
growing up, abuse, america, angel, appreciation,
A GuestA Guest
Little tiny mouse,
why are you in my house?
Out the back door,
there are fields aplenty.
Down by the creek,
there is water, afresh....
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Categories:
growing up, america, child, chocolate, forgiveness,