Funny Growing Up Poems
These Funny Growing Up poems are examples of Growing Up poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Growing Up Funny poems written by international poets.
My emotional identityI met you on a Saturday morning
On a queue to apply for IDs
I have since had my identity
Not just the card but the...
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Categories:
growing up, dream, emotions, feelings, first
The Lady Who Didn't Know What a Year IsTo the lady I served dinner to on New Year's Eve: It was the New Year, but nothing seemed new about it because I was...
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Categories:
growing up, america, funny, giggle, growing
I believe I may be Artificially IntelligentI believe I may be Artificially Intelligent
For many of my lessons were taught by fools
Y’know, those pencil pushing test correctors
The teachers in all the schools
They...
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Categories:
age, growing up, humor,
The Red Velvet Christmas Robe
The Red Velvet Christmas Robe
Oh, that special Christmas, unlike the...
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Categories:
christmas, emotions, growing up,
MY CLASSMATES
My classmates
Theresa Trot had a snot
Hanging from her nose
She sniffs and snorts and swallows
But Theresa never blows.
Now it’s run down past her lips
And settled on...
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Categories:
growing up, 2nd grade, childhood, friendship,
CHILDHOOD BELIEFS
It’s funny how when I was a child…the tales my mind would weave.
The things I thought were true…the stories I believed.
How many things I heard...
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growing up,
Naughty ChildrenNaughty Children
Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus
Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...
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Categories:
growing up, anti bullying, boy, butterfly,
An Utter Lack of PantsMy strung-out limbs grow like plants
Head in the clouds, toes with the ants
Branches sprout, leaves strewn about,
Now I’m walkin’ ‘round with an utter lack...
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age, growing up, humor,
Pics and ApplesA lovely family outing
on an apple orchard roam
It's not a place for shouting
or for staring at one's phone
The autumn breeze is blowing
and...
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Categories:
growing up, daughter, family, fun, funny,
SplintersA crown that is broken cannot be fixed
It has to be replaced
Changed
Because a crown that is broken
Cannot be turned into joy
So why...
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Categories:
growing up, absence, angst, anxiety, betrayal,
I Hate Mewhy was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny
but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...
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Categories:
growing up, angst, birth, cry, growing
Mister Jack HornerMister Jack Horner’s
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a...
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Categories:
food, funny, growing up,
In a Parlor Reading a BookHere I set in a parlor reading a book,
gotta keep my face down, don't wanna look.
It's all women and girls in here except for...
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funny, growing up,
Growing Pains Now Older Wiser Smarter ReunionFunny how now looking back upon
the privilege of youth
How and what we once perceived and
thought our youthful selves to be we
actually weren't in reality
Simply...
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Categories:
age, growing up,
Mrs 'Odson's Baked Beans On ToastMemories of childhood days long past
When summers seemed to last and last
And in those summers' days long gone
In memory the sun always shone.
And I...
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Categories:
food, growing up, memory,