Funny Growing Up Poems
These Funny Growing Up poems are examples of Growing Up poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Growing Up Funny poems written by international poets.
i hate me
growing up, angst, birth, cry, growing
why was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny
but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
Mister Jack Horner
food, funny, growing up,
Mister Jack Horner’s
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a...
growing up, 1st grade, angel, chocolate,
Don't be fake...
Life is at stake.
Make a difference,
and then, eat cake
for goodness sake.
baby, family, growing up,
IN A PARLOR READING A BOOK
funny, growing up,
Here I set in a parlor reading a book,
gotta keep my face down, don't wanna look.
It's all women and girls in here except for...
Growing Pains Now Older Wiser Smarter Reunion
age, growing up,
Funny how now looking back upon
the privilege of youth
How and what we once perceived and
thought our youthful selves to be we
actually weren't in reality
Mrs 'Odson's Baked Beans On Toast
food, growing up, memory,
Memories of childhood days long past
When summers seemed to last and last
And in those summers' days long gone
In memory the sun always shone.
Thanks To The One And Only
growing up, appreciation, dedication, depression, growing
Words of a mother melting your spirit despite it being cold. Her loving you no matter what chasing that heart of gold.
growing up, character, childhood, deep, family,
Why do we call it planet earth
when water makes it blue?
Why does the sea always run away
then run right back to you?
How does a caterpillar...
growing up, 12th grade, adventure, angst,
Well, darn--I wish bushes grew faster.
That might help me avoid a disaster.
What is a buzz-maestro supposed to do
when a Hummer takes nectar from you?
I like my Sundays funny
growing up, blessing, care, conflict, friendship,
I like to laugh on Tuesday's.The music says That's Cool. No fooling, I do magic. I disappear on cue. You got reason for your witness....
Three Bawdy Limericks I Wish I Hadn't Written
funny, growing up, humor,
A progressive mother across the street
Taught her twelve-year-old how to beat his meat
Gave him a graphic lesson,
She was proudly confessin’
In ways, I think, this mother...
WHY GHOST IS SINGLE
growing up, angel, class, feelings, for
WHY GHOST IS SINGLE (ME);
Olivia is very lazy
She's also a bit crazy,
She once sent my mom a nude with the caption "Your son loves this...
growing up, abuse, america, angel, appreciation,
The air is thick
and hard to breathe.
I am tired of waiting,
but will never give up.
You have been too long,
growing up, america, child, chocolate, forgiveness,
Little tiny mouse,
why are you in my house?
Out the back door,
there are fields aplenty.
Down by the creek,
there is water, afresh....