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Funny Growing Up Poems

These Funny Growing Up poems are examples of Growing Up poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Growing Up Funny poems written by international poets.

i hate me
why was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny

but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...

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Categories: growing up, angst, birth, cry, growing

Mister Jack Horner
Mister Jack Horner’s 
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a...

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Categories: food, funny, growing up,

Premium Member Break

Summer break, 
Winter break... 

Don't be fake...
Life is at stake.

Make a difference, 
and then, eat cake
for goodness sake. 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: growing up, 1st grade, angel, chocolate,

Premium Member Blank Slate
As a new born baby,                    ...

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Categories: baby, family, growing up,

Here I set in a parlor reading a book,
gotta keep my face down, don't wanna look.
 It's all women and girls in here except for...

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Categories: funny, growing up,

Growing Pains Now Older Wiser Smarter Reunion
Funny how now looking back upon
the privilege of youth

How and what we once perceived and
thought our youthful selves to be we
actually weren't in reality 


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Categories: age, growing up,

Mrs 'Odson's Baked Beans On Toast
Memories of childhood days long past
When summers seemed to last and last 
And in those summers' days long gone
In memory the sun always shone.
And I...

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Categories: food, growing up, memory,

Premium Member Thanks To The One And Only
Words of a mother melting your spirit despite it being cold. Her loving you no matter what chasing that heart of gold. 

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Categories: growing up, appreciation, dedication, depression, growing

Little Einstein
Why do we call it planet earth
when water makes it blue?

Why does the sea always run away
then run right back to you?

How does a caterpillar...

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Categories: growing up, character, childhood, deep, family,

Premium Member JUST BEE-HAVE
Well, darn--I wish bushes grew faster.
That might help me avoid a disaster.
What is a buzz-maestro supposed to do
when a Hummer takes nectar from you?

I've buzzed...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: growing up, 12th grade, adventure, angst,

Premium Member I like my Sundays funny
I like to laugh on Tuesday's.The music says That's Cool. No fooling, I do magic. I disappear on cue. You got reason for your witness....

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Categories: growing up, blessing, care, conflict, friendship,

Premium Member Three Bawdy Limericks I Wish I Hadn't Written
A progressive mother across the street
Taught her twelve-year-old how to beat his meat
Gave him a graphic lesson,
She was proudly confessin’
In ways, I think, this mother...

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Categories: funny, growing up, humor,


Olivia is very lazy
She's also a bit crazy,
She once sent my mom a nude with the caption "Your son loves this...

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Categories: growing up, angel, class, feelings, for

Premium Member Come Back
Come Back 

The air is thick
and hard to breathe. 
I am tired of waiting, 
but will never give up. 
You have been too long, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: growing up, abuse, america, angel, appreciation,

Premium Member A Guest
A Guest

Little tiny mouse, 
why are you in my house? 
Out the back door, 
there are fields aplenty. 
Down by the creek,
there is water, afresh....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: growing up, america, child, chocolate, forgiveness,