Write bad poetrations, thus inclined
To me, said she gruntingly.
I said my pluraled poetry is good. I just
Cannot blotchitnize bad poetry if I lortryop.
You are brugingthed conceited, she said.
Not, I am the othoriginal peddler of truth.
I cannot lieth for largid butterfunned toffee.
I cannot lieth if I grozling to.
Just as I
Cannot scribshod bad poetry.
She dringulized that anyway
What I think is good poestration
Like thinst
Is actuallyatrocioused poetry; not actually weevilif, but bad-thumpered, bleurgaucratic, officithiyed, cothillous, and torturises people
I beg to differ.
I don’t beg at all, actuallisst.
I insist.
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
IS SOUPMAIL STILL PRIVATE
How do non - members get into soup,
Somewhere in the system there’s a loop,
And ask you to contact them please,
It makes one to not feel at ease,
This person does not exist on Poetry Soup!
Since I commenced with this friendly troop,
Had two or three mails, outside of our group,
I just ignore them, but it happens, how?
Do others get them, good to know now,
For I am sure none of us want a snoop.
Brooke shield,s dawter is a shef named cook!
Detective glass has a son named book!
Quinn Cummings dawter is a girl named zinn !
Mike Nelson,s grandson wants 2 dive in Hudson,s bay ,
Wair no one else has ever bin !
No one else can say wut Blair Warner,s dawter mite du.
If Lauren Garcia,s parachute doent open , she wood be thrue!
Kristi macnichol,s dawter wants 2-B a boy !
Keannu reeves is looking 4 his grandpaw,s killer ,
So he can destroy !
Matt praeger,s dawter wants 2 go 2 space ,
B-cuz ayleins took her dad 2 sum unnoen place !
Daphne Zuniga,s dawter leads a groop called the children of the stars
& sum dude is robbing banks! And he looks like veronica mars !...